Kids: Today, I found out that there is literally a giant hole in my...

By Devon - 03/09/2010 04:35 - United States

Today, I found out that there is literally a giant hole in my son's bedroom because my son wanted to build a "secret entrance." FML

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By sonwhy - 25/02/2014 00:51 - United States - Brookfield

Today, I found out that my son set up a telescope in the attic not so he could study astronomy like he told me, but so he could spy on the girl across the street. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2016 21:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up to my roommate's friend rustling in the attic without permission to be there. When I asked how he got in with all doors and windows locked, he simply said, "It's a secret." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2018 12:00

Today, I found out my son has been sneaking out of his room at night to see his girlfriend. He's a fully-grown 23-year-old man with a job and his own car. He doesn't need to sneak out. What an idiot. FML

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By Pumpkin - 18/07/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML

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By Jilly - 08/08/2011 06:45 - Australia

Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2011 21:42 - United States

Today, I was walking through my kitchen when I discovered a weak spot in the floor. Tomorrow, I'm going to have to fix the giant hole caused when I put my foot through it. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 23:54 - United States

Today, my 5 year old-son and I went out for a walk. As I was looking in a shop's the window display, I turned around to see my son pooping into an open manhole on the street. FML

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By parent - 08/03/2018 01:30

Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 12:17 - United States

Today, I found out I can sneak out of my house... but not back in. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2010 01:39 - United States

Today, I came home to my family remodeling our (extremely) out of date bathroom. I was SUPER excited to help them get it done. I walked down the hallway and opened my bedroom door to find a huge, gaping hole in my wall and my room covered in dust. I had to sweep every surface in my room. FML

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Friday 3 September 2010 12:25

That is awesome!

competlybaked 0

Friday 3 September 2010 12:33

lol I always tried to make a secret laboratory.

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Ladylillith 9

Saturday 4 September 2010 3:50

haha epic!

lanababee 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 4:02

Ahahahahahaha. Kids..

1personinthiswor 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 4:27

How did your son make a hole in the wall?! If he had no guilt about the secret entrance, I would hope he'd be a kid, which makes you wonder if you REALLY need to fortify your walls, or where he got a power tool. Either way, the kid wins.

spamf 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 4:33

that blows

imhowie 2

Saturday 4 September 2010 4:52

I'm glad OP qualified that saying there literally is a giant hole. It would've been confusing if she meant a literal or figuritive hole.

Dandis3 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 5:45

Thats his secret entrence to another room. where he has his **** collection. ;)G

heavymetalman1 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 7:25

Am i the only one thinking gloryhole?

TaNmKm 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 7:25

Hahaha that is the most EPIC thing ever! I have always thought about that when I was much younger!

JokeMeister 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 7:32

Check to see if he's getting blazed.

cathyran25 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 9:18

I would totally let him so it and stick a dresser in front of it then he can tell his friends he can go 2 narnia duh lol

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