By krissy - 20/03/2011 21:40 - United States

Today, I found out that the sleazy guy I met with a few days ago decided to move into my home town to "be closer" to me. I've already told him I'm not interested in him, but he still continues to ask me out. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 838
You deserved it 7 115
May Day: Lily of the Valley and Misunderstandings
When lilies of the valley bring good luck... or not! Discover the stories behind every little bell! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

bigmarkie2 3

An aggressive, firm kick in the nuts should most likely get your point across.

24 0

Comments

underpaid011 0

creepy to the 4th power. get a big, mean ass dog and/or a shotgun. you may need both! If your not into dumb slobbery dogs or firearms, bear mace and a tazer can be fun. aim for the face or nuts, depending on what you are holding.

0 0
kthaxbye1004 0

nooo!!! aim for the back, it does more damage, and u wont get in trouble for it bye the cops (i should know, my dad is a cop) (:

0 0
Prankster7o7 5

Get 'em in the neck. :P Hahaha.

0 0
grandpaearthling 2

erase all evidence of this FML then run him over several times with his car. making it look like a random poltergeist incident

1 0
sweetiffany 0

Be careful with that one!

0 0
grandpaearthling 2

1. restraining order 2. tazer 3. duct tape and tarp

0 0
boomsupersonic 0

You're the sickest person I know. I love you for that. :)

1 1
crzymxican 0

you two are gonna get married in the end

0 0