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By bluesox4 - 06/02/2012 05:50 - United States

Today, I found out that the only thing worse than a psycho, overbearing, controlling girlfriend is a psycho, overbearing and controlling ex-girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2019 16:00

Today, I found our that my crazy ex, who, after our break up, said to me, "I'm setting my life to make yours hell" has befriended my current girlfriend. FML

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Oh, hi Sharon!

By graveyard-sh*t - 29/10/2019 14:00

Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend showed up at my new job to, "Keep an eye on me." The same ex-girlfriend who has been stalking me since we broke up. Two years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2015 19:26

Today, after a 2 month relationship, I realized two things: A) Dating a known psycho because "crazy chicks are great in bed" is a dumb idea, and B) What crazy chicks are actually great at is beating the crap out of you and driving you to alcoholism. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2016 00:18 - Canada - Maple

Today, I found out that my best friend's psycho ex-girlfriend has been stalking me on social media for the past few months, when she contacted me asking why I was holding hands with him in a picture from over two years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2012 01:55 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I found out that the only reason why I haven't had a relationship last for more than a week the past 4 years is because of my stalker ex-girlfriend, who has been keeping other women out of my life by making up horrible stories about me. She broke up with me 5 years ago. FML

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Friends?

By idekwtfigo - 01/05/2022 06:00

Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML

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Weird dude

By Anonymous - 09/04/2019 12:00

Today, I found out that the threatening and insulting messages I received from my boyfriend's "stalker ex" were actually sent by him. Why? Because he cheated and he didn't want to admit it. I'm dating a psycho. FML

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By single - 08/08/2015 06:23 - United States - Houston

Today, my psycho ex crashed a date with my girlfriend. She acted like we were still together and made a big show of dumping me for cheating on her. My actual girlfriend bought it hook line and sinker. Now I'm single again. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2014 18:09 - United States - Lakeland

Today, I found out that my three closest online friends are the same person: my obsessive ex. I met all three before he and I even started dating. FML

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Like a house on fire

By Anonymous - 14/01/2023 22:00

Today, my current girlfriend and my ex-girlfriend met each other. I don’t know how but they’re currently both getting on splendidly, while being mad at me like I’m the enemy of all womankind and should be castrated without delay. I want to go home. FML

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fmessiah 17

Monday 6 February 2012 11:53

There is one thing worse, having a psycho, overbearing, controlling ex girlfriend who is the mother of your children.

DeathBunny218 37

Monday 6 February 2012 11:55

Testicles are very sensitive, so If he were to suddenly grows a pair then that would make him even more vulnerable. If you want him to be tough then he should lose a pair. If you want him to be REALLY tough then he should grow a ****** -- those things can really take a pounding

Comments

fofyfonfek 0

Monday 6 February 2012 20:17

well , you sure know how to pick em' lOl

quick_fixes 2

Monday 6 February 2012 21:10

'you blocked me on facebook, and now you're going to die!'

monkiki62 5

Monday 6 February 2012 22:37

Well u obviously made her go nuts for some reason. Ydi.

hateevryone 14

Monday 6 February 2012 22:45

damn. you got yourself a situation.

aron666 25

Monday 6 February 2012 23:07

Don't worry OP, I definitely know what does that mean, I had a girlfriend that fits your description, and believe me, a little bit of ignorance will help to chill your ex, if not, then more ignorance.

iiFrench_Fries 5

Tuesday 7 February 2012 1:53

Dayummm , Sorry Brahh. Smh

bubo_fml 10

Tuesday 7 February 2012 2:44

OK...I got this...Say, "I'm sorry dear! How about dinner out 2night 2 make it right?" If she agrees, take her to the finest eatery in town, let's say, Applebee's, for example. Then, w/o warning, 1/2 way thru the meal, stand up on the booth seat, drop your pants & trousers & proceed to urinate all over the food, table & possibly your date...That should take care of your problem...You're welcome!