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By sickandtiredofit - 24/01/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

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You deserved it 3 108

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Same thing different taste

By lonelyhubby - 08/07/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML

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You deserved it 12 084

By logansowow - 25/08/2016 00:37

Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML

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You deserved it 912

By Renderfist - 06/07/2017 18:30

Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 828

You deserved it 1 866

Guilty feet have got no rhythm

By Anonymous - 16/04/2022 14:00

Today, I found out my wife of 19 years has been cheating on me. She told me that all the "cheating music" that she's been playing the last year and a half should've been a good enough hint. FML

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You deserved it 101

By wow - 27/05/2013 16:17 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I found out that my husband of 12 years has been sleeping with my best friend of even longer for who knows how long. She actually tried to turn it around on me and implied that it was my fault for finding out about it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 222

You deserved it 3 806

By Anonymous - 30/12/2008 04:34 - France

Today, I found out that the coworker I refused to leave my wife for is now happily married with someone else, while I'm now divorced. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 446

You deserved it 31 517

By Divorcee - 15/07/2019 04:02

Today, I learned that my wife had been cheating on me. What's worse? My kids found out three months before I did, and told me that they like him better than me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 514

You deserved it 249

Told you so

By Anonymous - 19/06/2021 22:00

Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 074

You deserved it 110

By Anonymous - 08/02/2017 08:00 - Korea, Republic of - Pyongtaek

Today, I broke it off with my mistress so that I could work on my marriage. Shortly after, my wife received an anonymous message, saying that I'd been unfaithful. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 552

You deserved it 25 089

Get over it

By DD. - 08/02/2010 14:18 - France

Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 018

You deserved it 4 108

Daboomboom 9

Wednesday 25 January 2012 0:21

Sooooooo messed up, sorry op, pimp slap that hoe then dump her ass

jomo111 5

Wednesday 25 January 2012 0:22

Well that's ironic.... Almost as mutch as printing flyers for saving trees

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WolfHound8650 0

Thursday 26 January 2012 7:44

wow 17, you must work for captain obvious

djsamixin 3

Thursday 26 January 2012 7:46

Sucks for you. I'm sorry that happened to you, buddy.

magnusb1 1

Thursday 26 January 2012 8:00

Duck tape him to the table and take a shit in his face. Then ask if his problems are related to his childhood. Then say Suck it bitch.

Newzealeb 3

Thursday 26 January 2012 15:55

Wow, after attempting to fix the relationship ? You're liable to kill them BOTH .

missykyle 4

Thursday 26 January 2012 18:40

now, sue them!

rockmylife5 2

Thursday 26 January 2012 21:34

perhaps the "guy" trying trying to fix your relationship should have been you.

twilightluvr101 4

Thursday 26 January 2012 22:44

Yeah his track

Ryan77_fml 3

Thursday 26 January 2012 23:18

I guess he isn't doing such a great job now is he! On the other hand I'm pretty sure you can get him fired for that! Worth a try

toastytoad 0

Friday 27 January 2012 0:03

Now u know why it hasn't been working

firefighter120 0

Friday 27 January 2012 6:52

Lmfao

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Today, I am lying next to my new husband. We went to Hawaii for our honeymoon and planned on spending the entire time in bed together. We succeeded in that goal, with both of us unable to leave each other's side for entire week. Sex? No. Food poisoning? Yes. FML

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Today, while at work, a customer refused to speak louder, despite me asking her to do it several times. As a result, I took her order incorrectly. The customer then finally decided to raise her voice, but only to yell at me about my poor listening skills. FML

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Today, I thought I heard a nasty storm brewing, even though there was no warning that one would occur. I then realized it was one of my cats, stuck behind a chair and trying to escape with little success. Yes, her escape attempts were that noisy. FML

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Today, I was selling cookie dough for a fund raiser at an old folks home. One lady ordered a box and told me that she loved cookie dough. I told her it'd be here in 4 weeks, she said "Oh I can't wait!". Not really thinking, as I left I said, "I hope you can make it till then!". FML

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Today, I realized I have more in common with a cantaloupe than I do with my boyfriend. FML

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Today, at over 9 months pregnant, I woke up to a wet bed. Convinced my water broke, I woke up my husband and had him drive me to the hospital at 3am. The nurse told me my water was fine, I had just peed the bed. FML

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You deserved it 450

Today, I let out a huge fart during a job interview. I was the one conducting the interview. FML

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You deserved it 5 193

Same thing different taste

Guilty feet have got no rhythm

Told you so

Get over it

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