By Pumpkin - 18/07/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML
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Sirrush 0

haha, that's a great idea, very original. But seriously, if you were a bit open minded with him you could have avoided this... I'm also kinda wondering just how you found out.

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fmyfudginglife 0

I KNOW like as long as we are safe it's not a big deal everyone does it, it's just a matter of where and it would be easier if parents just accepted it

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swanlee 0

You should be proud of that boy, he is smart and ambitious and loves the ladies.

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Kitiara521 24

Your kid is ******* brilliant! If I'd been more of a terror when I was younger, I would've told my mom I was a lesbian.

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shirvon100 0

I've been trying to work up the courage to do this but my parents are to religious, especially with the whole gay thing. Looks like im gona have to find some other way

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QWERTYCommander 5

I have the same problem. Tell them your girlfriend is gay.

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batrob 7

ahahahahahahaa your son is a freaking genius. Awesome plan. YDI for letting him have girls in his room. haha silly parents

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Xerosnake90 0

He's a ******* genius. What kind of parents stops their kid from having girls in their room anyway?

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