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By apparentfatty - 11/11/2011 11:50 - Canada

Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML

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Today, I learned that my husband is attracted to obese, unhealthy women after celebrating my weight loss of 175lbs and improving my overall health. FML

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By brittrod - 05/12/2011 01:13 - United States

Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML

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By Glutton - 28/01/2010 01:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I started our diet. After a long day of being held accountable for every calorie I ate, I went home to sneak a snack. My boyfriend came over to surprise me, and found me on the couch shoveling left-over Indian food into my mouth. FML

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By Username - 28/03/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML

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By hungry - 01/01/2015 05:50 - United States

Today, is the fourth day of my husband's and my new diet and exercise routine. I've already caught him eating junk food 4 times. He has lost 2 lbs and I've gained 3. FML

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By fatty milkshakes - 29/01/2013 22:56 - United States

Today, I found out that my roommate has been switching my protein powder with chocolate milk mix and brown sugar. Since I work out frequently, I've been consuming large amounts of this and have gained at least 10 pounds of fat. His reason? I turned his bookbag inside out. Once. FML

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Yellow_Fish79 11

Friday 11 November 2011 16:05

Slip penis enlargement pills in his drinks. ;D

Miss_Michaela 10

Friday 11 November 2011 16:05

Well, show him that you think he's constipated by slipping laxatives into his morning coffee.

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newburton13 26

Wednesday 19 June 2013 23:23

Tell him you think he's full of shit when he discovers you've been slipping him laxatives.

Rosebyday 5

Saturday 12 April 2014 1:34

what a ******* ass whole

Otherhats 20

Saturday 31 October 2015 20:39

Everyone here is calling him a dick, when in reality he is looking out for you.

InfiniteSunshine 32

Tuesday 29 November 2016 4:07

Um, no he isn't, he is a dick. 1) her weight could be fine and the husband is just superficial. 2) Slipping people pills and medication without their knowledge/consent is ILLEGAL. They have side effects and dangers to them, he could have really hurt her.

InfiniteSecret 20

Sunday 17 September 2017 16:37

I'm pretty sure that is illegal.

Jessica Carey 11

Saturday 25 February 2023 21:54

tell him you think he's got a tiny dick by slipping male enhancement pills into his food

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