By Mimi - / Tuesday 16 April 2013 01:35 / United States - Vallejo
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By  sikunt89_fml  |  16

Haha it may have been a joke. My friend used to say to his GF "you have 5 months to lose the weight or I'm out of here!"

  fml121785  |  14

I'm sure you two get all the ladies, huh?

  Sir_ND_Pity  |  35

I had a friend who throughout the last trimester of his wife's pregnancy would always joke with his wife by coming up to her, dramatically pointing at her womb, and triumphantly saying "Yo mama's so fat...!"

By  waffule365  |  16

Insensitivity FTL

  lonelyman36  |  12

If men were bright we wouldn't have wars, republicans or a need for a gun control debate.

By  error404n0tf0und  |  21

use it to show you haven't been eating junk food

  Welshite  |  39

OP: Honey, I'm pregnant.
Husband: Oh my god, how did this happen?!?!
OP: Well, you see, when a man and woman love each other very much...
Husband: I know this part! You swallowed a watermelon seed!
OP: Not quite...

By  error404n0tf0und  |  21

ignore my last comment , I missread the FML

By  oj101  |  33

Your husband is right! Kate Middleton still manages to be skinny. How inconsiderate of you to voluntarily grow a bump! Do you not want to please your man? Take control of yourself! *satire*


But you don't know how many months gone OP is. Also, Kate Middleton was slim to begin with. Slimmer people tend to hold the baby weight better, in my opinion.

  OhDearBetrayal  |  25

Just saying though genetics have to do with it, too. Kate Middleton's mom made a statement a while back saying that her daughter is like her because she herself didn't start showing and wearing maternity clothes until a week or so before she gave birth. We can look at Kim Kardashian and see that some people start showing much earlier.

  OhDearBetrayal  |  25

42- I'm sorry but did I bitch at 9 about his joke? I don't think so. I got the joke but I just thought having a conversation on it would have been nice. I guess some people just expect endless jokes to ensure after someone makes one sarcastic comment.

  ThatOneChick856  |  35

#43- No one said that you bitched at the joke, so calm the fuck down. The fact that you decided to take a lighthearted joke as an opportunity to start a serious discussion DOES make you a killjoy, though. I agree some jokes might require a logical/factual background, but since this joke didn't require one, your comment is a buzzkill.

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