By Great... - 09/11/2011 22:48 - United States

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Today, I found out that my 20-year-old boyfriend won't touch my boobs because he is afraid his parents will find out. FML
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nick347b 6

Tell him to touch your boobs or you'll tell his parents.

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baconstrips 12

Boyfriend: hehehe boobies! :D Girlfriend: wanna touch them? Boyfriend: NO WAY! My parents will kill me!

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krad204 21

Well, it's not my favorite, or even close to being my favorite.

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stacianichole 2

Just started it. Wanted Animal Farm, settled for 1984. I'm happy with this decision.

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EvilCupcake8361 9

best book ever:)

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FYLDeep 25

What if his parent ask him about that stuff? Not everyone is comfortable lying to their parents.

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Inspired22 11

He doesn't have to lie. He can simply inform them that it is none of their damn business.

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FYLDeep 25

I guess I was kinda thinking the same. But I was applying this to myself. I personally don't feel comfortable lying to my parents and I very rarely do it. If they ask me about whether or not I did something they disapprove of, I just tell them the truth. I think if they respect you they won't make a big deal out of it.

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Inspired22 11

It's good you have parents that respect you. I guess it doesn't seem like the OP's man feels like his parents respect him and his decisions, though. It's cool to tell your parents stuff if they respect your decisions and let you live your life. But if they don't, they need to butt out, plain and simple.

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girl112891 7

True. But clearly the guys parents don't respect him enough. Other wise the guy wouldn't fear doing it in the first place. Keeping him from bring comfortable sexually. If it were me (as a guy) and they asked me if I touched my girlfriends boobs, I'd say, "well, I am heterosexual. Unless you want me touching pineses...?" that should have like have the opposite effect where they'd start encouraging him to touch those boobies and stay far from pineses!

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Isoldael 27

Then again, saying it's none of their business isn't lying, either.

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cutie724 8

Wow. You don't get to hear that too often..

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ItsMeSeth 3

I like the way you think

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Freeze_fml 16

It's a sad day when a female wants a male to grope her and he's afraid to.

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elementalz 2

Agreed I mean wtf why would you not grab her boobs I do it people all the time and I'm not even dating them lol

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lajaynay 15

Dress sexy and grind on him. I promise that he will forget all about his parents.

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ItsMeSeth 3

I like the way you think

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tmrwisanotherday 1

Tell him to touch them or you will squeeze his dick.

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mtrrace 4

You say it like it's a bad thing

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ToeJams 0

At least you don't have to worry about getting std's from him

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FruityLoooons 8

Maybe there's microscopic cameras in your nipples, monitored by his parents. ...no, you're right, that was a dumbass thing to say.

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