Miscellaneous: Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years has children. Not... - FML

By helenablitz - 28/08/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years has children. Not one, not two, but three. Not with one, two, but three women. FML

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By hailsatan666 - 09/06/2012 18:43 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I found out through Instagram that the guy I'm dating has a wife and two kids. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2023 14:00 - United States - Greeley

Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed to me and I said yes. A few hours later, I found out he's been talking to multiple other girls for about three months. FML

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By bummed - 04/11/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2023 12:00

Today, I found out my son has not one, not two, but three children with various women. I confronted him about this and he truly doesn’t care. He has support payments he hasn’t paid in months, and he doesn’t even know his name of his youngest son, because he doesn’t care enough to remember it. FML

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By Tara115 - 09/02/2014 07:20 - Canada - Courtenay

Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't think he should marry me, because I have kids. They're his kids. FML

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OK, bye then

By Anonymous - 08/10/2020 23:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years sprung the news that he had gotten a new job across the country and would be moving immediately. With his wife and children. First I'm hearing about them. FML

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By Flabbergasted - 06/02/2009 21:32 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has been having an affair with another woman. He works with me and the woman also works in the same company. She is also married and is now 6 months pregnant. They are throwing a baby shower for her on Monday. FML

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Father, you mean father

By Anonymous - 17/11/2020 02:02

Today, I found out wife has two baby daddies for our two kids. I’m neither one’s baby daddy. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2015 15:08 - United Kingdom - Paisley

Today, my boyfriend of 8 years moved in with two other women. He's spent the past 2 years telling me he can't afford to move out of his parent's house. FML

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Fiancé of the year

By Anonymous - 13/09/2020 10:01 - United States - Saint Joseph

Today, I found out that my fiancé of three years, with whom I share a child, fell in love with my best friend and they’ve been going on dates for the last four months after work. FML

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badumdum 0

Friday 28 August 2009 16:24

I love the wording of this FML :)

cookiexcookie 0

Friday 28 August 2009 16:28

break up with him...I don't think u want to be the 4th women with the 4th child :/

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jmarsh1980 0

Friday 28 August 2009 18:59

Well I don't think its so bad... The bad part would be if they were all UNDER 2 Years of age!

AshleyRose784 0

Friday 28 August 2009 19:02

what a winner

Nightfallz 0

Friday 28 August 2009 19:28

ydi not 1, not 2, but 3 times for using that retarded phrase twice

Nightfallz 0

Friday 28 August 2009 19:31

and why does everyone assume he cheated? perhaps these kids are over the age of 2 so they were from past relationships

brendiz 0

Friday 28 August 2009 20:20

same thing happened to my sister...amazingly she's still with him....wait, whats his name?!?

PuhPuhPuhPi 0

Friday 28 August 2009 20:35

This FML just reminded me of The Count from Sesame Street. Let's count the babies - one two three! Let's count the ladies - one two three! This could also work with The Count Censored.

jailbot 7

Friday 28 August 2009 20:38

Use plenty of condoms + birth control so you do not end up as baby momma #4.

caancoha 0

Friday 28 August 2009 20:50

Is his name Mike? Sounds like my dad. Exact same situation. Lol.

simplyfireindeed 0

Friday 28 August 2009 21:28

yeahhh thats my dad. :[

sue_fml 0

Friday 28 August 2009 21:42

Dump him. You don't need that baggage.

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