By jillydark6609 - 19/09/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 284
You deserved it 14 256

Same thing different taste

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Don't kill it like that...chances are it will run away as spiders are very fast....Here is the best technique, imo (my sister has arachnophobia, and many people around me have varying degrees of it so I am the "spidercatcher"): You need : a glass (choose the size depending on the size of the spider), a postcard or thin piece of card. Method: take the glass and gently place over the spider. Take card, slide under glass without lifting the glass too high (so mister/miss/mrs spider doesn't escape), then lift the card and the glass at the same time & then a) throw it in the garden (my sister's preferred method as she says it's not the spider's fault she is scared of it) b) throw it down the loo . However, if like me you always have a slight fear of it climbing back up - I blame the incy wincy spider song for this lol - put some strong loo product like toilet duck or bleach to make sure...and ta da! no more evil spider.... Otherwise, find yourself a handy spidercatcher person like me who is always there to deal with them & tell them the technique!!!! Good luck!!!!

there's a difference between being afraid of spiders and aracnaphobia people. A phobia is a fear that is strong enough to prevent you from living a normal life

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You don't have a phobia of spiders or you wouldn't have been anywhere near the sucker. YDI for being over dramatic

carlymac09 2

ewwwwwww I hate spiders :0!!!!!

If you had a phobia then how did you get near it? Do us a favor and look up phobia and learn about it before writing about it

I did this a while ago. I was watching tv when I saw this huge spider on the floor. I threw a book at it and it curled up, but then it ran away. it still wasn't gone when i went on holiday, I came back and my sister said she'd found like 5 huge spiders when I was away and I saw another one. blergh. I wouldn't go anywhere near it apart from to run upstairs and lock myself in my bedroom. (this was 4am). a good tv show was on :(

Wooooahhh.... I Dont Smush Spiders...I Spray Them With Perfume or Body Spray Stuff Until it Shrivels Up THEN Stomp it(:

WOULD YOU LIKE TO GET STOMPED ******* ASSHOLE

that sux. mabye u should be better at killin spiders if ur scared of them

hairspray, freezes in place, take outside and burn the ******. problem solved

hug_the_wall 0

ehhh they're better dead than alive. i dont care how many mosquitos they eat i hate spiders.

there are actually relatively few dangerous spiders, they balance out the Eco-system and stop us being completely over run with many different species, not only mosquitoes. Also how would YOU feel if a giant crushed you to death? seriously. stop being a dumb ass.

pendatik, are you insinuating that there are no giants? Hans Christian Andersen was wrong! It can't be!