By Anonymous - / Sunday 19 September 2010 05:38 / United States
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Blame it on the goose, gottcha feeling loose, blame it on the technician, got your neighbours bitchin! Get back in the kitchen!


Lmao, 29 xD But how the hell does "bumping" into the fire alarm set it off? Everywhere I go, there's a casing around every fire alarm or you have to pull it, to set it off.


"(>^_^)># I made you a waffle #<(^_^<) But then I was like... (>^#^<) "I'm mad....." (>^_^)>. =#. <(*.*<) So I threw it at you (>^_^<). <(#.*)> It hit your face.


Regardless of not setting anything on fire, it's x10 better that she didn't hit the sprinklers in the process. I heard tell of a jackass who was line-drying laundry on his/her sprinkler and set it off while removing. Every room on two floors had their sprinklers triggered by it, resulting in 50 gal/min of this tar-black water being sprayed over EVERYTHING owned by ~80 people.

This happened in my dorm at 2 a.m. during finals week. That girl disappeared. Good luck on trying to stay alive OP. :D

Shouldn't they unleash their wrath on the incompetent technicians? If all else fails and the mob is converging on you, do like Glenn Beck and the Tea Partyers: Blame Obama!

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