By fedemere - 28/05/2011 06:54 - United States

Today, I finally told the girl I've been after for more than a year that I'm attracted to her. Her response? A slight hug with a pat on the back as she said "There, there." FML
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xk75 4

what is telling someone you're attracted to them supposed to get in response? if you want to date her, ask her out on a date, don't just make some weird, amorphous statement about her attractiveness. you probably sounded like some mouth breathing obsessive masturbator.

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Coccinelle_fml 15

Is that girl's name by any chance Sheldon Cooper?

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That0therguy 4

I think your thinking of "Sheldon Copper". And no, she doesn't exist.

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YVilla18 0

this is funny! sorry dude better luck next time.

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ipwnlosers 4

That sucks but at least you got a cheap thrill from her?

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brodiegee 0

should probably stop hitting on your sister and grow some balls and go get some ass pussy

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Mish44 3

Maybe she's not sure how she feels, so she resorted to patting you on the back lol

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MetalLetteRaver 0

me too lol I even read it in my mind with him saying it

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andymus_maximus 0

ouch op. But seriously she knew at least a week into the duration of time how you felt. Body language gave you away. A week after that, after not making a move... Friend zone

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FrankieWantsACig 0

If she doesn't like you leave her alone.

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taytaybirdy 5

Well that sucks! I'm sorry to hear OP. Better luck next time.

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