By fedemere - 28/05/2011 06:54 - United States

Today, I finally told the girl I've been after for more than a year that I'm attracted to her. Her response? A slight hug with a pat on the back as she said "There, there." FML
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xk75 4

what is telling someone you're attracted to them supposed to get in response? if you want to date her, ask her out on a date, don't just make some weird, amorphous statement about her attractiveness. you probably sounded like some mouth breathing obsessive masturbator.

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amerwin 3

Ahhh, Sheldor the Conqueror, very nice.

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danz123 7

Just reply with, 'Are you patting me on the back because you think I'm sad I ever fell for a bitch like you?' That should be enough.

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tintin1 0

aww. I'm sorry! maybe tell her how you feel instead of saying you're just attracted to her?

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Pigpen181 3

Now that she knows how you feel, you'll get another chance, might take months may take years. Sleep with then and forget her. Revenge is a dish best served cold.

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rhysfucker 24

forward motion is everything. move on bro.

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paradiseisland01 0

there are plenty of women out there , at least she wasn't that mean . Better you know now then later.

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feliciam 0

it's ok man but yesh I'm not quite sure what you should do but I would ask her on a date and if she says yes stay really close to her( don't attack her though lolz) and if everything goes well make a move(:

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