Love: Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love... - FML

By womanlover12345 - 18/07/2011 16:05 - Spain

Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2012 14:23 - Canada

Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML

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By KaLa - 08/02/2009 16:30 - Canada

Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2015 11:04 - Netherlands - Dronten

Today, I worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend that I love her. She made a face like she'd just sucked on a lemon and said, "Um... yay, I guess...?" and awkwardly left the room. FML

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That's nice

By Anonymous - 04/06/2021 18:01 - United States - Angier

Today, I told my boyfriend of 3 years that I wanted to marry him someday. His response was, "Oh, OK, thanks." FML

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By fedemere - 28/05/2011 06:54 - United States

Today, I finally told the girl I've been after for more than a year that I'm attracted to her. Her response? A slight hug with a pat on the back as she said "There, there." FML

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By LukeSkywalker - 23/12/2011 16:38 - United States

Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of 4 years through a speech that took me 3 weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML

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By music man - 25/02/2012 00:50 - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She replied, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?" FML

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Bad sign

By ITalkGood - 28/12/2009 00:37 - France

Today, I finally told my girlfriend I love her. She corrected my grammar. FML

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Denial

By Unreciprocated - 25/02/2016 06:12 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I said "I love you" to my girlfriend for the first time. She responded with, "I'm just gonna pretend I never heard that." FML

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By Oraashi - 26/06/2012 17:18 - United Kingdom - Stoke-on-trent

Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I've been in love with for three years. Her response was to well up, start crying, and ask me why I had to have chosen her. FML

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AnonymousOne234 3

Monday 18 July 2011 23:41

ouch sorry op..ive had that happen to me before..it suks

jamie72596 9

Monday 18 July 2011 23:42

Keep working on it, sometimes four months in not enough to feel love.

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DReamBig24 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 4:43

four months isn't long enough to know you live someone ydi for putting her on the spot

partygril378 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 6:38

:/ u know, u don't hav 2 be a bitch just cuz u think ur better than everybody else, cuz u know wat ur not in any way better than anybody else nether am I but I'm not going around sayin' "ydi cuz of,ur name, age, race,ect." maybe next time u comment on something read it first!!!!???

cptmorgan14 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 4:44

4 months!! yeah I would have said the same thing hun

elenawagner 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 5:10

My boyfriend said the same thing! lmao ... we've been together over 7 yrs now :)

OriginalPooh01 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 5:21

Two words. kill her. YDI for not being lovable! XD

helterskeltersmi 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 5:32

good manners, that one!

unluckygrk12 8

Tuesday 19 July 2011 5:32

happens to all of us man... dnt sweat it

unluckygrk12 8

Tuesday 19 July 2011 5:35

on a side note , i usually wait for the girl to say it first. rly helps.

AxelFML 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 5:44

She's a bitch.

Maramies 3

Tuesday 19 July 2011 5:44

sorry for that.. i hurts like hell...

lackofhobby 2

Tuesday 19 July 2011 5:56

She will love you when you will date someone prettier

hateevryone 14

Tuesday 19 July 2011 6:07

maybe she's never been loved before

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