Love: Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been...

By Anon - 21/04/2009 18:21 - United States

Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 75 298

You deserved it 7 050

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Same thing different taste

By agnosticstudy - 14/01/2009 16:03 - United States

Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 311

You deserved it 28 871

By Anonymous - 06/02/2017 21:00 - Canada - Jansen

Today, I was talking to a girl online and she stopped talking to me abruptly after seeing my picture. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 290

You deserved it 774

Hot or not

By Anonymous - 08/08/2023 04:00

Today, my friend sent me a weird selfie in black and white. I sent one back, and she said I looked like an 80s porn star. It was funny, but then three of my friends had the same reaction. I didn't even look good in the picture. FML

I agree, your life sucks 544

You deserved it 144

Catfished

By Alison - 08/12/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, the "hot" guy I've been talking to for a few weeks sent me a picture. He was very overweight and not good looking at all. He then followed up with, "Now send me one of you so I can prove to all of my friends that you're real." FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 877

You deserved it 39 970

By William Johnson - 26/12/2013 23:57 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 475

You deserved it 5 815

By darkman28 - 07/04/2009 05:21 - United States

Today, I was looking at the page of a girl I've had this big crush on for a long time. After getting a date with her and taking her horse back riding and having a picture taken of the two of us I find that she paint shopped me out of the picture before posting it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 472

You deserved it 4 556

Tonight, on First Dates…

By Anonymous - 18/06/2019 14:29

Today, I discovered that pictures really make a person look more attractive than they really are. Besides the downgrade in attraction, we got to spend the next two hours playing an awkward game of 20 questions. This from a guy that wanted nudes right away. So much for online charm. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 350

You deserved it 599

Doesn't add up

By Anonymous - 17/12/2021 05:02

Today, my coworker asked me to add her on Facebook. She has a common name, so I picked the one I thought was her. After no response for a while, I asked for the right spelling. She saw the one I thought was her and said, “I can’t believe you thought I was that ugly.” She wasn't joking. FML

I agree, your life sucks 719

You deserved it 204

By Anonymous - 02/10/2009 08:37 - Australia

Today, I sent my long-distance girlfriend the first photo of me I'd sent her in a while. It was a photo of me with some of my friends, she didn't know which one I was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 365

You deserved it 11 558

Is this catfishing?

By Anonymous - 01/04/2023 06:00

Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML

I agree, your life sucks 705

You deserved it 187

I_am_stupid_also 6

Wednesday 22 April 2009 2:18

I think #10 is going to be getting some nasty stuff in her inbox soon.

Green12324 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 2:04

Oh dang, that sucks.

Comments

Kickinchicken213 3

Wednesday 22 April 2009 5:08

I'm sorry!

ladedum 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 5:14

this made me geniunely sad. iSorry OP :(. however- i did laugh at #1's comment. does that make me bad?

Calaura9 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 5:14

I've been waiting for emails... none yet. What are /b/ and /r/?

Funtertaining11 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 5:23

Ouch, that's gotta hurt. Better luck next time

I_am_stupid_also 6

Wednesday 22 April 2009 5:16

/b/ and /r/ are channels on http://www.4chan.org/, which is an even bigger waste of electrons than this site is.

the_question_mar 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 5:16

I agree, your life is f***ed.

Funtertaining11 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 5:23

Ouch, that's gotta hurt. Better luck next time

fortunecookie_fml 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 5:42

I love how people are comparing the poster to a caged money. it's so sad how some of you want to see this guy's picture like it's going to give you some sort of pleasure. like #29 said, no one is ugly. it's opinion.

mother_green7 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 6:08

sooo...can you post the pics?

laura1111 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 6:26

should've done it earlier...like the first few days of talking. people say it's the inside that matters but if you arent attracted physically then no matter how good they are, nothing will happen. sorry she thought you were ugly tho...im sure you werent that bad