Love: Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been...

By Anon - 21/04/2009 18:21 - United States

Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML

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You deserved it 7 050

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By agnosticstudy - 14/01/2009 16:03 - United States

Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2017 21:00 - Canada - Jansen

Today, I was talking to a girl online and she stopped talking to me abruptly after seeing my picture. FML

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Hot or not

By Anonymous - 08/08/2023 04:00

Today, my friend sent me a weird selfie in black and white. I sent one back, and she said I looked like an 80s porn star. It was funny, but then three of my friends had the same reaction. I didn't even look good in the picture. FML

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You deserved it 144

Catfished

By Alison - 08/12/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, the "hot" guy I've been talking to for a few weeks sent me a picture. He was very overweight and not good looking at all. He then followed up with, "Now send me one of you so I can prove to all of my friends that you're real." FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 877

You deserved it 39 970

By William Johnson - 26/12/2013 23:57 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 475

You deserved it 5 815

By darkman28 - 07/04/2009 05:21 - United States

Today, I was looking at the page of a girl I've had this big crush on for a long time. After getting a date with her and taking her horse back riding and having a picture taken of the two of us I find that she paint shopped me out of the picture before posting it. FML

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You deserved it 4 556

Tonight, on First Dates…

By Anonymous - 18/06/2019 14:29

Today, I discovered that pictures really make a person look more attractive than they really are. Besides the downgrade in attraction, we got to spend the next two hours playing an awkward game of 20 questions. This from a guy that wanted nudes right away. So much for online charm. FML

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You deserved it 599

Doesn't add up

By Anonymous - 17/12/2021 05:02

Today, my coworker asked me to add her on Facebook. She has a common name, so I picked the one I thought was her. After no response for a while, I asked for the right spelling. She saw the one I thought was her and said, “I can’t believe you thought I was that ugly.” She wasn't joking. FML

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You deserved it 204

By Anonymous - 02/10/2009 08:37 - Australia

Today, I sent my long-distance girlfriend the first photo of me I'd sent her in a while. It was a photo of me with some of my friends, she didn't know which one I was. FML

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You deserved it 11 558

Is this catfishing?

By Anonymous - 01/04/2023 06:00

Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML

I agree, your life sucks 705

You deserved it 187

I_am_stupid_also 6

Wednesday 22 April 2009 2:18

I think #10 is going to be getting some nasty stuff in her inbox soon.

Green12324 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 2:04

Oh dang, that sucks.

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AlfonzoRex 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 22:13

Ah, I bet she'd feel like a bitch though if she knew it was you.

tdawgheath 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 23:14

#28 I just clicked on your profile. Some people really do look like that...it's not funny.

kgsaywha 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 0:11

hahahaha omg i wanna see

were_giraffe 2

Thursday 23 April 2009 1:06

can you really call it "seeing" someone when you only know each other over the computer?

Amystika 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:50

people posting emails on 4chan are win xD

Magus_fml 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 8:00

And this is the main reason why girls never talk to me. Like really? You care that much about how a guy looks rather than how they are?

rityz 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 11:04

ouchhhhh

CPTobvious_fml 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 21:37

time to get off the computer, put down the cheetos and hit the gym there buddy. Some other suggestions: 1) cut the mullet 2) burn the '80s ripped jeans / denim jacket with "KISS" or whatever on it 3) lose the mustache... it only looks cool on firemen and Navy SEALS

xox_sandy_xox 0

Friday 24 April 2009 1:51

i definately agree wit number 9

jaanejonas 0

Friday 24 April 2009 2:05

Omg, I was moderating new FMLs and found this - Today, I exchanged pictures with a man I've been online dating for a while. When I received his, I responded, "That's not funny. Some people actually look like that." It turns out it was his real picture...FML ;D;D;D