By brokenrainbow. - 31/12/2009 13:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I finally discovered the reason my front room smelt funny. My dog, thinking the Christmas tree was real, has been peeing on it for the past two weeks. FML
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Silent_Harmony 3

You can't recognise what dog pee smells like? I can't believe it took you that long to notice...

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Finch69 0

I used to work at a dog grooming place and we would put a tree up every year. My boss finally changed it to a fake tree since the dogs would use it as a toilet...but with the fake tree, we never had any troubles since there was no scent.

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kujo7 0

what's wrong with your nose

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dRose22 0

Your dog should be able to tell from the scent that your christmas tree was fake.

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teiso_fml 0

The tree being real has nothing to do with it. He's just marking his territory! (I assume it's a he, since males tend to do the whole "mark their territory" thing.)

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FarSide 22

Maybe it was the smelt you smelled, dumbass.

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Wii624 5

Hmm explain to me again why im not a dog person at all. CATS FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!

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sexpanther10 0

It took you two weeks to realize a dog was peeing in your room?

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sexpanther10 0

#38, cats are useless. Where is your cat gonna be when your stuck in a well?... in the living room scratching the sofa. A dog... fetching a rope to rescue you.

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dangletsbang21 0

#40 there's no way a dog is actually gonna rescue you from a well not all dogs are lassie dip shit :)

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barraCUDA28 0

I feel you! for about a week we couldn't figure out where the smell was coming from until I crawled behind the tree and realized my cat had been peeing on the skirt. it smelled different on tree skirt than regular pee.

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