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By BedazzledAlpaca - 08/12/2014 05:03 - United States - Englewood

Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML

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By FML - 24/07/2014 15:59 - United States - Virginia Beach

Today, I had a rough day and was extremely tired. I took a nap on the couch, and woke up to a guy robbing my house. I pretended I was still sleeping, waiting a chance to grab him or run out safely. I ended up falling back asleep. FML

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By XYZee - 22/08/2012 20:27 - United States - Rockmart

Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML

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By fire0fisis - 03/02/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

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By Starving Ultimatum - 02/09/2011 01:55 - United States

Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2015 01:50 - United States - Schenectady

Today, I woke up on the couch and realized I had fallen asleep while doing laundry. Ran to the laundry room, and found all my clothes gone. I really wish I hadn't been doing a load of all my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2009 10:56 - Australia

Today, my house got robbed, while I was upstairs taking a dump. FML

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By Noname - 13/03/2009 03:42 - United States

Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. After being upset for not hearing my car alarm go off I realized it had in the middle of the night. I had woken up and cursed the idiot who set off their alarm and put a pillow over my head, falling back to sleep shortly after. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2012 19:03 - Canada

Today, I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch. When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Woodland

Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML

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By FailedEngineer - 20/10/2009 21:31 - Australia

Today, I lost my house keys while staggering home drunk, so I decided to climb through an opened window and promptly went to bed. Twenty minutes later the police wake me up while attempting to search my place. The neighbors thought I was a burglar and called the cops. FML

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quickit 24

Monday 8 December 2014 12:00

Things can be replaced, you can't! It sucks that they stole your things but at least you made it out unscathed.

Michael903 18

Monday 8 December 2014 12:01

At least they didn't take the couch...

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Duriexp 20

Tuesday 9 December 2014 1:09

Damn I really could use that deep sleep now.

amileah13 26

Tuesday 9 December 2014 4:13

Oh my goodness! Thank goodness that you're okay! Sorry that happened to you :(

demonfacee 14

Tuesday 9 December 2014 4:30

Install a burglar alarm and I hope you have insurance. If you don't, I feel very sorry for you and I hope for the best, even if you do have insurance, I still feel sorry for you

Shade1982 20

Tuesday 9 December 2014 9:55

Do you turn on your alarm system when you're sleeping on the couch? Seems like the wrong thing to do. You turn it on when you leave the house...

SasquatchDeluxe 10

Tuesday 9 December 2014 5:15

Better than waking up midway and getting shot.

jvfelicio 13

Tuesday 9 December 2014 5:51

Miscellanonymous 8

Tuesday 9 December 2014 6:21

time for an alarm system of some sort!!

Shade1982 20

Tuesday 9 December 2014 9:53

You don't turn on your alarm system when you're in the house...

joyboy390 12

Tuesday 9 December 2014 7:42

Hey at least you woke up. It could've ended a whole different way.

jeriaslovesyou 16

Saturday 13 December 2014 21:06

At least you're okay, op. :)

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