Animals: Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it... - FML

By EpicFail - 04/02/2009 23:29 - United States

Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML

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By roze198765 - 04/08/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML

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By deadhammy - 11/01/2013 07:09 - United States - San Diego

Today, my hamster died. It climbed out of its cage and jumped off my dresser. Looking for condolences, I told my mom who replied, "If I lived in your room, I would have done it earlier." FML

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By Chris - 13/02/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, I put my hamster in his ball, and spent about an hour cleaning his cage. When I came back, I realized he wasn't even alive. FML

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By deadhamster - 03/02/2012 18:29 - United States

Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML

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By CatLady - 24/08/2009 13:38 - Canada

Today, my cat head-butted me awake as usual. I reached to pet him, but it wasn't his face I touched. It was the still-twitching corpse of the disemboweled rat he held in his jaws. FML

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By zac545 - 19/02/2009 06:14 - United States

Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML

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By animal lover... - 05/10/2013 22:34

Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML

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By squeak - 12/09/2011 13:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 07:45 - Australia - Perth

Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML

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By Karlo Kračun - 09/07/2020 08:08

Today, my mom wanted to surprise me by buying me a hamster. When I got into her car, I was actually surprised and even said, "Hi" to the hamster. When we got home, the hamster was dead. FML

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Sudevi 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 10:12

Awwh, I'm sorry for your loss. :(

meganl_fml 0

Monday 9 February 2009 3:22

i feel more bad for your hamster

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lillypilly35 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 23:10

why wasn't it in a cage? ydi for not keeping it in a cage

angel_of_death55 7

Friday 19 July 2013 8:03

They chew threw them

Cowgirlup4 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 9:12

uumm why does your hamster roam freely? usually you keep them in a thing called a cage so things like this don't happen

bandxaid 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 2:33

fake. you just don't lightly shoo something away and it ends up dying from a blow to the head

cookiemoonster 0

Monday 7 June 2010 5:12

dumbass... poor hamster :(

laurendrew 2

Thursday 17 June 2010 23:30

35, exactly.

Sw33t_Candiee 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 11:19

poor hamster :(

skittles88 0

Friday 23 July 2010 5:44

1. why the hell was it on ur face? 2. why didn't you look first? and 3. congrates your a hamster killer!!!...how do you feel??

daniella4680 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 15:10

rofllllll

SaranghaeHongKi 0

Monday 13 September 2010 5:52

"I batted it away" read.. D: it's so sad I feel so bad for the hamster and I know how u feel I'm a huge animal lover I hope it would rest in peace =| sigh </3

Moo_Horse 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 20:19

agreed

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