Animals: Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it...

By EpicFail - 04/02/2009 23:29 - United States

Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML

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By roze198765 - 04/08/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML

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By deadhammy - 11/01/2013 07:09 - United States - San Diego

Today, my hamster died. It climbed out of its cage and jumped off my dresser. Looking for condolences, I told my mom who replied, "If I lived in your room, I would have done it earlier." FML

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Alas…

By Chris - 13/02/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, I put my hamster in his ball, and spent about an hour cleaning his cage. When I came back, I realized he wasn't even alive. FML

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By deadhamster - 03/02/2012 18:29 - United States

Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML

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By CatLady - 24/08/2009 13:38 - Canada

Today, my cat head-butted me awake as usual. I reached to pet him, but it wasn't his face I touched. It was the still-twitching corpse of the disemboweled rat he held in his jaws. FML

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By zac545 - 19/02/2009 06:14 - United States

Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML

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By animal lover... - 05/10/2013 22:34

Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML

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By squeak - 12/09/2011 13:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 07:45 - Australia - Perth

Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML

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Poor Mr Nibbles

By Karlo Kračun - 09/07/2020 08:08

Today, my mom wanted to surprise me by buying me a hamster. When I got into her car, I was actually surprised and even said, "Hi" to the hamster. When we got home, the hamster was dead. FML

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Sudevi 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 10:12

Awwh, I'm sorry for your loss. :(

meganl_fml 0

Monday 9 February 2009 3:22

i feel more bad for your hamster

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nafiul93 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 23:04

LMFAO this shit made me laff so hard sry tho hamsters are ******* cute

samaileena 0

Friday 27 March 2009 17:39

ahahahha ahhaha ahahaha ahahahah ahahahahahahah wow im sorry your poor hamster died its terrible loosing a pet. but ahahah ahhaha ahhaha ahahha wow funnyest thing of my life

AnneFTW 17

Saturday 28 March 2009 2:25

LMAO, Sorry that it died but this is hilarious!

yellowdevel 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 12:00

sad mistake =[[[

wtfznigitzkay 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 10:52

that's terrible. i love hamsters

lara522 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 23:24

#23 an autopsy on an hamster???? wowwww.

RawrrKai 0

Monday 20 April 2009 11:50

This made me laugh for some reason. I'm probably going to hell. I had a hamster once. I put it in the basket on the front of my bike and took it to the park. I put my bike in the garage. 6 days later, I went to the garage to find my bike and my hamster waiting for me exactly where I left it. Excpet one was laying on its back. Dead.