Health: Today, I dropped my toothbrush. Because I have the spatial awareness... - FML

By dammit - 12/09/2015 08:11 - Australia - Redbank

Today, I dropped my toothbrush. Because I have the spatial awareness of a mentally-retarded gnat, I hit my head against the sink as I bent down to get it. Then I did the same on the way back up, almost KO'ing myself. My boyfriend saw the whole thing and nearly pissed himself laughing. FML

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ChrisPavs 17

Sunday 13 September 2015 6:15

RKO OUTTA NOWHERE

xXmrmayorXx 21

Sunday 13 September 2015 6:17

That sucks, but you should probably be more careful next time.

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Chikiriwak 17

Tuesday 15 September 2015 21:35

Happened to me once, but all it took was one hit and I fell unconcious on the floor

WWWIIILLLSSSOOON 8

Monday 1 February 2016 14:43

I almost shit myself laughing

mental asylum 13

Wednesday 4 April 2018 5:57

dumbass bitch

Jeremy Phillips 18

Sunday 8 July 2018 0:30

Good thing he was near a toilet

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