By dammit - 12/09/2015 08:11 - Australia - Redbank

Today, I dropped my toothbrush. Because I have the spatial awareness of a mentally-retarded gnat, I hit my head against the sink as I bent down to get it. Then I did the same on the way back up, almost KO'ing myself. My boyfriend saw the whole thing and nearly pissed himself laughing. FML
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xXmrmayorXx 21

That sucks, but you should probably be more careful next time.

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MrsPegg 45

You sound about as graceful as I OP. Lol!

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Tavris 17

'The spacial awareness of a mentally-retarded gnat' may be the funniest thing I've read on the Internet in the last 5 years. :)

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saffy66 34

I'm with you - I've managed to injure myself many times in my house because I can't judge distances.

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tiger820 20

this can't be real! who actually does this not once but twice you hit your head? 1st time shame on you, 2nd time shame on me, YDI. I know your boyfriend will always remember this.

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djm2010 8

Wow, does he trust you to go down on him? You seem like the type of person to accidently headbutt someone in the testicles.

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domolovesyoshi 33

Why would you not move out of the way of the sink first?

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Lilkat39 5

I would fall over laughing too. Whether it was me seeing it or doing it.

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