Health: Today, I dislocated my shoulder. My doctor failed to fix it,... - FML

By unlucky - 29/03/2014 23:06 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, I dislocated my shoulder. My doctor failed to fix it, but did succeed in practically dislocating the other one. FML

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Get some rest

By Anonymous - 20/06/2021 18:01

Today, I dislocated my shoulder doing a really big stretch when I woke up. After the doctor relocated it, my dad told me I still had to do my chores. No excuses. FML

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By Booooolette - 22/06/2016 04:27 - France - Beauvais

Today, I managed to fracture my shoulder blade and dislocate my shoulder, just by falling off a deckchair. FML

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By one_BAMF - 25/07/2010 05:06 - Canada

Today, I dislocated my shoulder. How? I went to a party with some friends and they each bet me $20 I couldn't lick my elbow. I guess I proved them wrong. FML

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Unimpressed

By kylie - 02/04/2021 17:01

Today, my doctor told me that I have severely and permanently injured my shoulder. Last week, I attempted to lift more weight than I normally do in an effort to impress my boyfriend. He was not impressed. In fact he said that most kids can lift more than that. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2015 18:58 - United States - San Marcos

Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML

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By jack - 28/02/2011 05:43

Today, my shoulder was pulled out of its socket when I was helping a customer load a desk into his vehicle and he decided to answer his cell phone. FML

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Bullshit quack chiropractor on the loose!

By Paulie89 - 20/10/2019 12:00

Today, I told my family how my wrist has been hurting for almost a week. My aunt’s chiropractor boyfriend then decided he could help by suddenly pulling my hand as hard as he could. Not only did my wrist pop and cause me more pain, but my shoulder got dislocated. FML

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By Ali (New York) - 24/06/2011 03:01 - United States

Today, I dislocated my collarbone while trying remove my bra without taking off my shirt. FML

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By whovian221b - 25/08/2015 22:46 - United States

Today, after coming home from the hospital after I fractured my foot, I fell in the bathroom and dislocated my wrist. The ER doctor couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By Bonecrusher - 27/03/2015 22:50 - United States - Sonoma

Today, I was trying out for a position as pitcher for my college baseball team. I threw the ball as hard as I could, and then collapsed to the ground in agony from a dislocated shoulder. FML

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thestrangedude 10

Sunday 30 March 2014 11:14

At least he wasn't amputating it and getting the wrong one

shhhaaarrron 12

Sunday 30 March 2014 11:16

How is your doctor a doctor exactly?

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False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 30 March 2014 22:30

Should do this lethal weapon style and bash your shoulder hard against something to pop it back in place, because everything you see in movies is true and works for real.

alicat13 12

Sunday 30 March 2014 23:35

Get a new doctor!

pratikp03 22

Monday 31 March 2014 0:34

Lawsuit coming in 3...2...1..

jsp16 24

Monday 31 March 2014 4:54

Hi, everybody!

Honema 16

Monday 31 March 2014 12:24

death the kid, is that you?

darkfireflame 15

Monday 31 March 2014 14:34

Malpractice!

Dubai_fail 7

Monday 31 March 2014 16:21

i dont believe this

middlenamefrank 8

Monday 31 March 2014 16:49

You seem to have found the only doctor in the world that's never heard of muscle relaxants.

sickkidsrock 11

Tuesday 1 April 2014 0:34

To all y'all saying it's impossible, I've had an uncommon type of shoulder dislocation where the other arm can be damaged when the doctor fixes it.

RadKayRae 8

Tuesday 1 April 2014 13:26

Is this even true? How on earth could one be idiotic enough to manage that?

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