By unlucky - 29/03/2014 23:06 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, I dislocated my shoulder. My doctor failed to fix it, but did succeed in practically dislocating the other one. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 785
You deserved it 3 393

Same thing different taste

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At least he wasn't amputating it and getting the wrong one

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Doc Mitchell would of gotten the job done

That's the worst luck I have ever seen...

ThomasBombadil 31

Oh God your post bring back some bad memories #21. I can laugh now as it's been over thirty years. Navy dentists on the other hand are quite good.

Two dislocated shoulders are better than one!

Question.. Now that both your shoulders are dislocated, how are you gonna wipe yourself after #2? There's usually a bit of shoulder rotation to reach around with the tp.

Well if it was me, I don't think I could have shouldered the pain. (I'm sorry I just had to say it.) Get well soon though OP! :)

myoukei 31
askullnamedbilly 33

How on earth did he manage that? While the shoulder joint is the easiest to dislocate, it still takes quite a bit of force to push the humerus out of the joint. Additionally, there's no reason to even TOUCH the opposite shoulder while reducing the dislocation.