Miscellaneous: Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his... - FML

By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 05:57 - United States - Spokane

Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML

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By Cindy - 20/03/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML

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By dollfacee - 09/07/2015 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML

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Creepy disruption

By Anonymous - 27/02/2023 10:00

Today, my stepbrother, with whom I’ve had a normal relationship with since we were 5, announced that he’s in love with me. I rejected him, but now my stepmom who’s Catholic is blaming me for "seduction and immorality" blah blah, while my dad now thinks my brother is a pervert who needs to live somewhere else. FML

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By welcometothefamily - 26/02/2011 14:03 - United States

Today, a guy who I have known for a long time confessed his love to me. It would have been sweet except that he will become my stepbrother in 3 days. FML

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By Shantoya - 17/01/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML

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Classy.

By klifestyle2012 - 12/11/2017 19:00

Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML

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Mix up

By Anonymous - 22/08/2021 10:31 - Iran, Islamic Republic of - Pishgaman

Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML

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By Wenny - 18/01/2009 12:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

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By thatisnotcool45 - 09/12/2011 05:22 - Canada

Today, I got to say, "My best friend hooked up with my step-sister's grandma's aunt" and be correct. FML

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By thanksfyi - 02/07/2011 21:51 - Norway

Today, I found out via Facebook that my brother got engaged several days ago. Not only did he not tell me, but we live in the same house. FML

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michelleJ11 25

Monday 9 December 2013 16:05

Sorry, OP. Force him to tell his friends the truth; involve your parents if necessary. That's not okay at all.

tyler_mcdolan 10

Monday 9 December 2013 16:05

Oh that's nasty

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StraightPain 9

Monday 9 December 2013 20:19

My husbands step sister is just like that. She hates my guts and constantly calls her boyfriends by my husbands name.

BrotherPhil 35

Tuesday 10 December 2013 8:47

FYL

ZackL624 5

Monday 9 December 2013 20:35

Keep it in the family right ;)

BlueToast 6

Monday 9 December 2013 22:19

Wrong type of brotherly love

sythe511 28

Monday 9 December 2013 22:29

The OP shouldn't be too offended, as this us probably a compliment! I mean, if the relative thinks she is hot enough to want to call her his girlfriend...

anonymous12586 5

Monday 9 December 2013 22:38

kik me fucklogic1

mikewtexas 14

Monday 9 December 2013 23:41

Jesus Christ!!! Have some compassion for this poor unpopular kid WHO is trying to impress friends so profoundly stupid they don't notice his GF lives in the same house. Come on people the short bus picks this kid and his friends up.

whiskeey 14

Monday 9 December 2013 23:49

That is on all levels disgusting.

nm_98 3

Tuesday 10 December 2013 0:20

What the duckies wrong with people today?????

martin8337 35

Tuesday 10 December 2013 1:48

This sure don't sound like no Brady Bunch.

IDontKnowWhoIAm04 24

Tuesday 10 December 2013 2:09

Perhaps you remind him of his cousin.

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