By Notsurewhattofeelaboutthis - 07/08/2015 02:55 - Australia - Ashfield

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Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend writes erotic fiction describing all of my moves in intimate detail. The whole internet gets to critique my entire sexual repertoire. FML
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missyfiona89 28

Where can we read what she wrote?

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jtfrisch 22

I'm sure the Internet is going to give you some good pointers

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arrowgold 19

Does she use your real name or other identifiable information?

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ally8 21

Trust me she wouldn't use it in erotic fiction if it didn't have moves that were fantasy worthy... Take it as a compliment. People don't critique the moves in the fiction... To them it's fiction, so they're critiquing her writing. You should be proud

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reeper147 14

It doesn't matter if it is the best sex of her life or the worst. The bedroom should always ALWAYS be kept private unless all involved agree to share their story/ videos. Only exception is if a partner does something illegal If I were op, she'd be done

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baileygirl88 8

How'd you discover this?

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TeacherTeacher 11

Yeah, it's all about you. Writers have no imagination and can't make stuff up.

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oasis359 13

yes, shes totally making up the moves he has already used on her. memory is exactly the same as imagination

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stieglar 17

I mean hey, if she's liking what you're doing enough to write erotic fiction about it, You probably have nothing to worry about.

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Mortoli 30

yeah... but its his ex...

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reeper147 14

This is horrible of her. Your sexual life should always be private, not something for everyone Tom Rich and Harry to hear about, unless you consent otherwise. You two need to have a serious long talk about this as it is very wrong. She should be absolutely ashamed of herself, and I would dump her

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janfleury 19

Well she wrote about you so she must of thought it was good. You don't write EROTIC fiction and have the EROTIC part be boring and bad. The hotter the better so ......if she is a popular writer then you, OP, must burn the sheets up. Congratulations.

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Manic1 13

If it was bad then she wouldn't be writing erotic stories about it. I can see why you might be embarrassed but in a twisted way it is a compliment. As long as she didn't use your real name not too many people will know who you are.

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