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By violated ._. - / Thursday 22 August 2013 22:45 / United States
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  Nevermind212  |  11

Turns out they are in love with you more than you do

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  Jake_Hale  |  7

OP why does that matter? If it were me I would tongue it back just to say and tell people I've had the opportunity to tongue a dolphin. So many want to do that.

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  KeXu  |  6

Actually, when you 'kiss' the dolphin, your supposed to let it kiss your cheek. not go mouth-to-mouth. at least that's per my experience...

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  Ebola_fml  |  20

Pretty sure humans are mammals too.

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  ty7in_topic  |  30

Many dolphin species have larger brains then humans and show brain function that equals humans if not more.

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  ty7in_topic  |  30

That's true, but I ment that as in saying that the part of the brain that have higher level thinking (namely the neocortex) is proportionally larger in dolphins.

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  drewflav  |  15

80 - So if we replaced your brain with one the size of a pea you'd be more intelligent than Einstein? Bullshit. A smaller brain is not neccesarily better. On the other hand, as I understand it, a denser brain is in fact the better way to go. Someone correct me if I'm completely wrong but I heard that when Einstein's brain was removed and weighed the scientists were stunned by the fact that his brain was really heavy for its size.

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  OneGirlTwoCups  |  13

Actually the component that determines how intelligent you are is how many folds you have on your brain, so if you had a larger brain in comparison to other species, you would actually be able to train your intelligence to a much higher level considering the folds can be a much higher number. Unless there is say, a medical/mental issue in which you learn at a much slower pace in comparison to an average middle class man or woman, your intelligence may likely differ at great rates. Or you're a swaggot, then you would probably be a dumbass. Holy mother of The Flying Spaghetti Monster I wrote a novel- bai

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  Booda_Shun  |  28

Intelligence is all about how much you actually learn and how well you apply that knowledge. Today's people can't seem to do either well

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  Moochi456  |  20

71- while this may be true a dolphins brain is larger than a humans simply because their bodies are larger. The same with elephants. Yes they are extremely smart but honestly they just have more cells and whatnot that need to be managed. And honestly it's not the size that matters. It the proportions that do. The size of a humans brain in proportion to the size of our bodies is much much larger than any other animal!

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  junkman6  |  22

I don't think dolphins can rape. They'll squeal and click which is obviously dolphin for "Surprise!"

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  Enslaved  |  36

Swim with dolphins? No thanks. I've heard horror rape stories about their penis being able to grab you and drag you underwater. Just picture a monkey's tail.

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  ColdplaySucks  |  18

Scientists have placed human decoys in dolphin areas with monitors on them. The dolphins would drag the decoys underwater to caves, rape them, and then shred the decoys in to pieces. Not a pleasant thing.

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  cristy91  |  33

I saw a documentary a while ago where they were investigating why all these small porpoises were washing up dead. It turned out that a bunch of younger dolphins were going around and just killing them. Not eating or anything, just killing them and leaving them there. It was pretty crazy that we put these powerful animals into cages and make them flip for fish

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  jkmartinjk  |  16

Don't be so shocked everyone. Everyone in the animal kingdom is normal except for us and the dolphins.

By  MistySky  |  17

Whale, in the end you still got to swim with dolphins:3

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  quincy2112  |  9

Think about your puns before you post them.

By  lalala96  |  19

this sounds a little bit fishy.

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  bondgirl69  |  5

Lmao dummy.. They are mammals

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  lalala96  |  19

lol I didn't even think about that. I hate most creatures in ocean.

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  Crystal55621  |  19

I think 5 was referring to the fact that dolphins eat fish, so a dolphin's tongue would be fishy. Unless I'm completely wrong and she thinks a dolphin is a fish. ._. Just ignore me in that case.

By  shaww  |  28

That's deFINitely a fishy situation right there. Whale at least you got what you wanted

By  a17eathshot1  |  11

hahhh sucks for you op

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