Transportation: Today, I did a California stop during a drive with my Driver's...

By Anonymous - 09/07/2016 01:13

Today, I did a California stop during a drive with my Driver's Ed teacher. He made me get out, hug the stop sign and apologize to it. FML

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By Katie - 23/06/2011 16:39 - United States

Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML

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By jcheer113 - 17/05/2010 04:10 - United States

Today, while I was driving, I saw my driving instructor from high school walking on the sidewalk. As I waved to him, I rear-ended the car in front of me. Guess I really showed him how much I learned from him. FML

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By chevygirl51 - 28/05/2014 21:12 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML

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By unhappy - 07/06/2015 18:23 - United States - San Anselmo

Today, I had my first driving lesson. I learned how to be stopped by a cop, who told me what a horrible driver I was. FML

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By burrito kid - 17/12/2016 06:56 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML

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By notdrivinganytimesoon - 04/03/2015 02:35 - United States - Richardson

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

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By Tom Ali - 10/01/2012 20:50 - United States

Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML

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By sopissed - 13/06/2012 18:13 - United States - Laurel

Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML

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By badDriver - 28/11/2009 21:37 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2011 21:28 - United States

Today, I was having a driving lesson. I ended up driving so badly that my instructor asked me to stop the car. Not so he could explain my mistakes to me, but so he could get out and vomit. FML

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Manna182 10

Saturday 9 July 2016 14:53

As an Australian, I have no idea what a California stop is

cranberries_fml 17

Saturday 9 July 2016 14:44

Despite being the opposite of a California stop, I do think that acknowledging stop signs' feelings is vaguely Californian

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HylianBadger 21

Sunday 10 July 2016 3:51

Always come to a complete stop, even if you know that no one is coming. You deserve it.

mynoch 7

Sunday 10 July 2016 4:36

A California stop is where you fully deserve to stop, get out of the vehicle, hug the sign, and apologize to it.

im_a_onion 10

Sunday 10 July 2016 4:55

Saaaaaavaaaaaage

Hybricide 8

Sunday 10 July 2016 5:13

Stop means stop, not "go through but slowly". YDI, especially for doing it with your Drive teacher in the car.

revolvearoundme 15

Sunday 10 July 2016 5:23

You deserve it. Learn to drive right so you don't kill people.

slavka012 11

Sunday 10 July 2016 5:55

YDI for calling what people do everywhere 'a California stop'.

wowthisislame 4

Sunday 10 July 2016 6:26

That examiner was spot on! What a great way to get the point across of being safe then to be made to look like a fool in the process. Aversive therapy at its best!?

Exsequor 14

Sunday 10 July 2016 6:57

What kind of dumbass doesn't follow every traffic law to a T when driving with an instructor?

GirlKillerBadger 9

Sunday 10 July 2016 20:39

I'm on the east coast so idk what what a California stop is.

baileyx7439 13

Sunday 10 July 2016 21:08

They do that in my class too lol

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