Miscellaneous: Today, I delivered a pizza to a guy so high out of his mind that...

By anon - 10/11/2012 21:14 - United States - Kent

Today, I delivered a pizza to a guy so high out of his mind that I had to let myself in and set it down on a table, because he'd forgotten how to walk, and was on the ground sobbing. FML

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By pizzagurl - 09/05/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, while working at a pizza shop near a college campus, I got an order to deliver to the dorms. Extremely busy at work and annoyed that someone wouldn't take 3 minutes to walk over, I spat on the pizza. When I arrived to the dorm, a woman in a wheelchair opened the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2015 14:21 - Mexico

Today, some guy I passed in the street was so high out of his mind, he beat the crap out of me, thinking I was a piñata. FML

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By cutiecuppiecakez - 29/02/2016 21:04 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend got so baked, he thought I was in the washing machine. I came downstairs to find him sitting in a puddle of soaking wet clothes, crying about where I was. FML

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Deep dish

By Grauncho - 22/09/2012 14:12 - United States - Chicago

Today, while dog sitting my neighbor's Great Dane, I decided to order pizza. As soon as I received it, the dog stood in the hallway staring at me. As soon as I moved, he ran full force and knocked me into the door, causing me to fall and drop the pizza, which he promptly devoured in front of me. FML

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By has-evil-friends - 26/11/2009 20:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I had six friends round for pizza. When I went to answer the door to the delivery, my friends turned off the lights and pretended they weren't there when I shouted for help carrying all the food. Not only does the cute delivery guy think I'm greedy, but also that I have imaginary friends. FML

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Nice try, Karen

By munchkin77 - 15/12/2021 20:01

Today, as a pizza delivery driver, I delivered to a customer with young kids. She gave the pizzas to one of her kids to take inside, where the kid dropped them and it went everywhere. She then rang the store and claimed that I'd dropped the pizzas, then told her to "suck it up." FML

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By not a shitty situation so fuck you - 24/06/2016 22:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, in a public toilet, I got to experience a guy high out of his mind kicking in my locked stall door and puking all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2015 02:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I got sick of my flatmate stealing my food so I decided to sabotage a leftover pizza with laxatives. I came back home later in the evening after a night of heavy drinking. Guess what I had to eat in my drunken stupor. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 22:34 - United States

Today, I ordered a pizza online to be delivered to my apartment. After an hour of waiting, I called the pizza place to ask what the problem was. Apparently, the people at the apartment below me took my already paid for pizza and ate it. FML

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By Cano951 - 16/12/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML

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fancymega 7

Sunday 11 November 2012 2:16

Maralize legajuana

AbstraktThoughts 13

Sunday 11 November 2012 2:16

Chill with him, eat his pizza? ;) he won't remember it.

Comments

escobar07 10

Sunday 11 November 2012 21:00

Why didn't you record this? You tube man come on.

nmlutgen 11

Sunday 11 November 2012 21:15

He was more than just high. Haha

combatbunny 9

Sunday 11 November 2012 22:48

Dude, this is more a **** his life than a fml

trskln 1

Sunday 11 November 2012 23:44

I'm sure he tipped you very well, too.

greeneye_fml 12

Monday 12 November 2012 0:17

Oh get over yourself, drama queen. Maybe he's seen high people before? Its not hard to tell when someone is baked.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Monday 12 November 2012 0:30

I hope you tipped yourself well.

Fredds_Life 3

Monday 12 November 2012 0:40

I delivered pizza to a naked chick. Ended up smashing her for the tip.

Iris_Wildthyme 4

Monday 12 November 2012 0:55

Dunno, maybe there were drugs or related items in plain sight in the room?

jmcgirl 3

Monday 12 November 2012 4:47

Ummm F his life. Call an ambulance!! What is wrong with you?!

Quikraptor 8

Monday 12 November 2012 7:28

Don't listen to a few of these retards. FYL, OP. At least the guy was actually pretty high, because he ORDERED A PIZZA. Didn't dial 911, didn't call for help. He called for a PIZZA. So don't feel bad, OP. I swear, the collective IQ of the internet is lower than a 5th grade classroom.