Miscellaneous: Today, I decided to watch a movie I hadn't seen before to bring...

By Shouldaknown - 06/08/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I decided to watch a movie I hadn't seen before to bring my spirits up, as I've been feeling down lately. How did the movie end? Everybody died. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 175

You deserved it 8 391

Labour Day: Rest or Disaster?
Find out how a day off can turn into a series of hilarious, unexpected events. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By idiotfriend - 16/06/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, I rented some movies in attempts to cheer up my best friend. Her husband just died a few weeks ago in a helicopter accident. I was in a rush and didn't read the descriptions of the two films, one was about a plane crash where all the passengers died. She cried through the entire movie. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 729

You deserved it 87 784

By whywilson.. - 02/03/2010 01:17 - Canada

Today, I watched Cast Away with my girlfriend after not seeing it for a year. I forgot how sad it was when Wilson "dies" at the end. I cried. My girlfriend told me to man up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 458

You deserved it 25 836

Sensitive

By Anonymous - 31/05/2009 06:46 - United States

Today, the girl I like came over to my house to watch a movie. We had seen pretty much every movie that I suggested, so we ended up watching The Lion King. I forgot how sad that movie is, because once Mufasa died I started bawling my eyes out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 120

You deserved it 25 541

By zaynemaliksvagina - 24/06/2015 17:10 - United States - Shrewsbury

Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 407

You deserved it 1 887

By Kiimmy - 09/10/2010 14:36 - United States

Today, I was watching a movie. The ending was sad and I started bawling my eyes out. My boyfriend sitting beside me kept looking back and forth between me and the TV, so I asked what he was doing. He replied with, 'I don't know which one is better to watch.' FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 767

You deserved it 27 089

Let's slip out of here

By Anonymous - 07/04/2009 02:11 - United States

Today, my friends and I saw a movie. We sat in the balcony. Halfway during the movie we heard a commotion, thinking it was a group of unruly teenagers like us, we began to pelt the lower half of the theater with candy. We later learned that it was a man having a heart attack. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 922

You deserved it 100 361

By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 16:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 258

You deserved it 12 337

By nanuka_g - 27/11/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to the movies. Two teenagers behind me had already seen the picture once and shared the entire plot with their friend during first 10 minutes. The finale was intended to be a great twist and I knew it from the very beginning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 502

You deserved it 3 481

By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 13:20 - United States

Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 750

You deserved it 21 112

By Anonymous - 09/05/2013 07:01 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to make a move on the guy I've been crushing on. I asked him if he would like to go see a movie with me. He answered, "Sorry, I've already seen it." I didn't even mention any particular movie. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 854

You deserved it 4 321

sweetdreams999 0

Friday 6 August 2010 12:18

lol. which movie would that be? a zombie apocalypse or Bambi?

emmanizzer 6

Friday 6 August 2010 12:32

watch twilight! i like to laugh at the horrible acting and cheesy heavy breathing forest scenes. always makes me feel better about my life :)

Comments

tashaaaa 0

Friday 6 August 2010 16:55

did you watch inglorious bastards? that's a BS movie.

howitsdone 0

Friday 6 August 2010 17:12

you should have watched all the SAW movies

JtownDude 0

Friday 6 August 2010 17:15

47 is hot 

Romans910 0

Friday 6 August 2010 17:39

105 get a haircut

alezmbgt 0

Friday 6 August 2010 17:43

haha so what are you now?

purplemnm 9

Friday 6 August 2010 17:43

animal farm, the mist, the departed, the road, Blair witch project, paranormal activity, paranormal entity, the list goes on and on.

purplemnm 9

Friday 6 August 2010 17:49

and the Saw movies, loved the Saw movies...I don't give a shiznit what the rest of you think.

arcticcatman007 0

Friday 6 August 2010 18:26

#1 you're so pretty. Marry me!! lol jk the movie coulda been the Alamo, that movie has crappy ending, I guess it's history though.

Primus_fml 0

Friday 6 August 2010 18:45

F your life? Everyone died! You selfish bastard...

rety1 13

Friday 6 August 2010 18:47

lol that would have cheered me up.. it's funny watching people die in movies!

KelceyLoves 0

Friday 6 August 2010 19:01

Way to ruin the ending for me...

Keywords

Gamers Annoying Video games Abuse Birthday Relatable Social Media Money Scams School Kids Education Parents Public freakouts Health Mental health Grieving Geek Music Poopoo peepee Awkward Jewelry Transportation Cops Bikes Fight Family Work Gross Customers

The Top

Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 767

You deserved it 10 103

Today, my parents used to tell that me life gets way better after high school. Yeah, for everyone else at my school. They’re partying it up in college or travelling during gap years, meeting all sorts of people. I have to work more than full time because my parents kicked me out the week after I graduated. FML

I agree, your life sucks 461

You deserved it 95

The Top

Today, I woke up with a fever, headache and sore throat. All the symptoms of Covid-19. I told my husband, whose responded with, "Sack up and get over yourself." FML

I agree, your life sucks 936

You deserved it 177

Today, I started a new job. The hours are long, but I didn't mind as I could REALLY use the overtime. Turns out, they don't pay over time. I'm just expected to go "above and beyond for the company." FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 522

You deserved it 257

Today, while at the office, a surprise Valentine's gift arrived for me, the first I've ever received. It was a box of heart-shaped cookies. From my mother. I'm 39. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 727

You deserved it 4 136

Today, I found out my dad bought an iPhone. I've spent the better part of the last six months teaching him how to check his email and online newspapers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 600

You deserved it 3 626

Today, after uprooting my life to help my boyfriend, I realized I receive more affection from my landlord's dog than I have from my boyfriend since I've moved here. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 206

You deserved it 4 258

Today, while going into the fire station for a call out, I opened my locker door on our only available driver and knocked him out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 943

You deserved it 394

Same thing different taste

Sensitive

Let's slip out of here

Top comments

Comments