By TANT - 22/03/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, I decided to start working out because my friends said I'm scrawny and weak. I bought an expensive giant container of protein powder to take before during work outs. I wasn't strong enough to open the lid. FML
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Today, I tried to inject steroids. I wasn't strong enough to squeeze the syringe. FML

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Don't let what your friends say get to you. So what if you're scrawny and weak, many people are. Just ignore the haterzz

I think that the point of the lid is to act as the workout, before you actually take the protein.

Chocolate milk after workouts promotes weight gain and helps recover with fats, as far as supplements I wouldn't recommend anything besides protein some pre- workouts and post have some Nasty things in them so just eat right after you lift . Creatine won't help if you eat a lot of meat and might find that you will gain a ton of weight because it absorbs water.

Gotta start somewhere! It's easy to get addicted to that lifestyle

To dream that someone is shooting you suggests that you are experiencing some confrontation in your waking life. You may be feeling victimized in some situation with said person, in this case your mother.

Reading this in 2015 I wonder how far he got

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Are you Steve from American Dad?