Miscellaneous: Today, I decided to propose to my girlfriend on the Charles Bridge...

By sadguy - 22/09/2009 18:30 - Czech Republic

Today, I decided to propose to my girlfriend on the Charles Bridge in Prague. A little boy thought it would be fun to chase a flock of pigeons towards me. I freaked out and dropped the 2 carat diamond ring. Into the river. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2018 14:00

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. When she saw the ring, she got so excited that she ran to kiss me and it flew out of my hand, over the balcony of our suite, and fell roughly 45 stories straight down. I could feel my wallet screaming as a £4000 diamond vanished into the night. FML

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By -bird-poop- - 10/10/2009 12:52 - Germany

Today, I finally plucked up the courage to propose to my girlfriend of 7 months. I took her out to the park where we had our first kiss, I got down on one knee, and before I could say, "Will you marry me?" a bird shat on my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2020 18:00

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend on my boat at the lake. As we were looking at the mountains all around us, she playfully pushed me off the side into the water. As I got back on the boat, I realized that not only was my cellphone dead, but the ring had fallen into the deep water. FML

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By good_job_john - 20/07/2009 15:43 - United States

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 02:18 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with the cliché of the diamond ring in a champagne glass. Apparently there was an off-duty police officer across the room watching me slip the ring into the glass. He thought I was slipping in a date-rape drug and tackled me down before I could propose. FML

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By sothatsano - 16/12/2015 08:56 - United States - Spokane

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML

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By Cococautly - 04/07/2009 04:49 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 00:02

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML

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By spitball101 - 12/01/2014 05:26 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years finally proposed to me at the park we first met in. As I was about to say yes, a huge fly flew straight into my mouth. I ruined the moment by choking on it and eventually spitting it out on him. I think he's rethinking the proposal. FML

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premiermois 5

Tuesday 22 September 2009 23:06

You should have thrown that little bastard in after it.

Leprecon 3

Tuesday 22 September 2009 23:08

You let pigeons scare you ... You could kill an infinite amount of pigeons if you were to fight them. Next time, go down heroically. There will be statues with your demeanor biting off pigeons their heads.

Comments

BB_ava 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 16:22

oh and who the **** ydi'd this?

rubberduckie72 4

Tuesday 25 October 2011 21:34

dont worry about it. ny husband never even really proposed. we just knew from the first date really. one day he just told me to get in his shirt pocket and there was the ring. sorry about the money u lost on the ring though.

iwojima1945 2

Tuesday 17 April 2012 20:26

@ #78, carat refers to the diamond and its weight, karat refers to the percentage of gold in the jewelery… dumbass, likewise #124, u and the others are just as retarded as this guy, you probably buy the first ring that that salesman shows you, or the most expensive just because, without even realizing the value of a ring and its qualities

kaitlin_ash 10

Friday 27 July 2012 2:56

That's a small diamond!!

picante72 24

Saturday 23 February 2013 2:38

Bridge trolls can come in the guise of small children.

bazookajoey 27

Saturday 15 March 2014 19:49

Wasn't meant to be bro

Baller_Bob 17

Friday 21 March 2014 0:07

That little brat needs to be euthanized

Undecidedlime 6

Thursday 6 November 2014 5:21

only 2 karats?

soulcrusher11 16

Sunday 19 July 2015 19:03

time for a swim

justsayingbeach 15

Wednesday 2 September 2015 9:44

2 carat? An approx. £4000/6000 ring and you just decided to propose on a bridge? Mm... Suspect and think you may have deserved it! Be more romantic next time