Love: Today, I decided to play a joke on my boyfriend and planned to...

By Anonymous - 23/03/2009 20:42 - United States

Today, I decided to play a joke on my boyfriend and planned to pretend that I found a thong in his gym bag. When he came home, I "confronted" him. After struggling through putting on my best face, he, unexpectedly confessed: "Look, babe, I'm sorry. It meant nothing." FML

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By I'm out - 06/09/2016 17:02 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2011 23:15 - France

Today, I decided to prank my boyfriend by putting a pair of panties in his coat pocket. I stormed in and confronted him with the "evidence". I guess the prank worked; he broke down and confessed to cheating on me. FML

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By botharebad - 13/03/2010 05:14 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML

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By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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By Busted - 16/03/2010 18:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend since I believed him to be cheating on me with another woman, something he adamantly denied. I went to his house to get all my stuff back. After I left, I discovered a silk thong that definitely did not belong to me, in amongst my clothes. FML

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By oops - 27/03/2014 23:10 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML

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Nice boxers

By Harmonia - 26/01/2009 10:09 - France

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

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By Em - 15/10/2009 06:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML

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By WTF? - 01/04/2011 15:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML

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Experimentation is good

By Anonymous - 30/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at my friend's place with a bunch of people. I saw a pair of panties in his laundry basket, so of course I yelled, "DUDE! YOU GOT LAID!" Turns out he didn't get laid, he was 'experimenting'. He was so mortified, he burst out crying and threw us all out. FML

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Tuesday 24 March 2009 1:58

tried to play a joke, or tried to test him and then he failed?

aerosparrow 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:01

I mean, what did you expect? Best case scenario, you piss off your boyfriend by pulling a stunt like that. Worst case, you find out he's cheating on you. Sorry, kinda your fault.

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cprompt 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 3:16

You weren't playing a joke. You were feeling insecure and didn't trust your boyfriend and you wanted to find a guilt-free way to accuse him of cheating.

Misanthropist 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 3:19

@#13 LOLOLOLOL. @#56 Word.

CeeCee_fml 16

Tuesday 24 March 2009 3:20

I wouldn't find someone giving me a fake winning lotto ticket funny either. People have different senses of humor.

mistystarlight 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 3:20

You didnt deserve that. You were just trying to be playful with him. its sad but at least you found out so you can dump his ass and find someone else or just have fun being single.

greatnt249 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 3:26

#59, accusing someone of cheating isn't being playful; it's being manipulative.

effmylifexx 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 3:29

agreed with #60

Ashes_03 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 3:29

Yeah because accusing someone of being unfaithful is playful and harmless! This is a wonderful philosophy to adopt! I shall now go out, find one of my friends, and accuse them of stealing money from me! Should be a load of laughs... Yeah. Not. It's this way of thinking ("She was just joking! She was just being playful!") that causes so many relationships to not work because of insecure girls digging themselves into holes they then can't dig themselves out of. Cheating is wrong. Yes, I think everyone here will acknowledge that. But baiting someone is wrong, too. And it's not funny.

lyssalicious 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 3:37

eh, well at least now you know

xhunterrrr 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 3:38

Well stated, #62. Basically, she deserved it. What's the difference between this and going over to your significant other and joking "Hey, I cheated on you!..... JUST KIDDING." Cruel and pointless. Not funny