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By parisite / Friday 1 October 2010 08:35 / France
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1. Disassemble your bike. 2. Reattach the handlebars to a wheel and screw the pedals to the wheel nuts. 3. Become "Boskov the Unicycle Master of the World". 4. Get a circus contract. 5. Use the money to buy yourself your own gym and hire a personal trainer. 6. Now become Boskov the strongest man alive. 7. Eat your unicycle to simultaneously become the toughest man alive. 8. Buy a condo in Florida and live happily ever after.

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i thought maybe if ur chain dnaps right before u get to a cliff that the pedals would suddenly limp and ud panic and then fall.. lalalalala *snap* *metal sounds* oh no! my foot! ah! no.no.noNONONOWuebfnggwbwjAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhsplat

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I kept expecting it to end with it being stolen. a chain can be repaired. Bike shops have no incentive to stop bike theft. restoring stolen wheels must be a huge percent of their business.

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Always keep tools in your car. A pair of pliers could have solved this. I realize it could have broken in such a way that you couldn't snap them back together, but usually that's not the case. Sorry it broke on you OP.

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Exactly. Why pay incredible and inane prices to get around when you already have a pair of legs? Also, buying new equipment isn't necessarily the greatest way to get in shape. It's the mindset and the habits that need to change more than anything.

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I would say if it's their first time exercising in months, going out somewhere to bike would be a poor decision. You have to build your body up and practice, because biking somewhere like a trail with no previous experience beforehand would cause your muscles to ache within minutes. Such a pain would probably discourage the OP from exercising again for quite a while, only putting them further back.

1. Disassemble your bike. 2. Reattach the handlebars to a wheel and screw the pedals to the wheel nuts. 3. Become "Boskov the Unicycle Master of the World". 4. Get a circus contract. 5. Use the money to buy yourself your own gym and hire a personal trainer. 6. Now become Boskov the strongest man alive. 7. Eat your unicycle to simultaneously become the toughest man alive. 8. Buy a condo in Florida and live happily ever after.

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