Money: Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from... - FML

By Pimaan - 26/10/2011 16:14 - United States

Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML

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By sdauner - 01/03/2010 21:55 - United States

Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2020 08:00

Today, as I was coming out of McDonald's, there was a street musician playing outside. He had his saxophone case open for money. I meant to give him a ten, and it wasn't until I got home later that I realized I'd accidentally given him a hundred-dollar bill. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 21:27 - Canada

Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML

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By Anon - 22/03/2012 23:32 - United States - Stony Point

Today, I spotted a $100 bill on the ground. Being a little strapped for cash, I excitedly picked it up. I discovered it was one of those religious tract papers made to look like a folded bill, with a message scolding me for being greedy. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2012 01:57 - United States - Rancho Santa Margarita

Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML

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Grab it while you can

By Arabian_Soap - 31/05/2021 16:01 - Australia - Mermaid Beach

Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML

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By qx5 - 08/01/2011 22:05 - Canada

Today, I put my paycheck in my wallet, intending to cash it in the next day. Later on, I met up with a friend and went to a party. I ended up getting so drunk, I gave away my $400 check in exchange for a pack of smokes, thinking it was a $5 bill. FML

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By quarterback - 23/01/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML

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By totallyembarassed - 07/07/2012 04:08 - United States - Charlotte

Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML

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By pinkrazrgirl247 - 03/07/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML

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irollup 4

Wednesday 26 October 2011 22:11

Looks like you were feeling pretty generous.

ciarafox9 9

Wednesday 26 October 2011 22:14

I literally FELT your pain while reading this..

Comments

token_blackguy 18

Thursday 27 October 2011 17:59

Ironic thing is. That begger had probably already earned that much and you had to actually work for it. That's another reason why you shouldn't give to pan handlers.

haled9 3

Thursday 27 October 2011 19:10

He must e one happy hobo

Unknown_skwigs 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 22:18

Having a little trouble seeing those double zero's and the different president on the bill huh?

summerguy97 16

Friday 28 October 2011 1:34

Wow. Really? Ben Franklin was not a President

vitaldisplay 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 23:31

Wtf?, I can wipe my ass with a hundred dollars

plasticspoon 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 23:42

Lol that is hilarious

annabe11e 0

Friday 28 October 2011 5:13

Next time, give the hobo a sandwich !

Twincest 11

Friday 28 October 2011 5:39

DEAR "**** MY LUCK" TODAY I GOT LUCKY WHEN BUMMING FOR CHANGE...

vettle 6

Friday 28 October 2011 7:17

See if you were Canadian your money would be coloured and you would have noticed!

vettle 6

Friday 28 October 2011 7:17

See if you were Canadian your money would be coloured and you would have noticed!

vettle 6

Friday 28 October 2011 7:17

See if you were Canadian your money would be coloured and you would have noticed!

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