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Same thing different taste
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Put it away
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Not my day, is it?
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ER time
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Happy wife, happy life, right?
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Medicare for all, please
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MVP
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The cluelessness in this entire comment section is absolutely mind boggling. She works in a hospital - she knows what a ******* Band-aid is, morons. And I guarantee you she's already wearing gloves. The problem is that she has to wash her hands after every patient contact, even after wearing gloves. The simple solution is cyanoacrylate skin adhesive. Do NOT use Super Glue or Krazy Glue or any other product you buy at the store. The hospital will have some Dermabond or Surgiseal or Histoacryl or LiquiBand that you can use. Can we all just move on now?
Doc, I just got certified. Can I be your Medical Assistant? :D
Wouldn't it hurt to type this with a cut finger?
2 hands?
I'm a phlebotomist. I know your pain :( FYL.
get a bandaid aind a glove, smart guy! YDI
i used to work as a hopsital cook, if you havent covered that cut you need to be fired. 99% of kitchens have a "no open wound" policy, and it being a hospital i know it does. go see a nurse and get it taken care of, otherwise your putting people at risk
Fired? Of course, because warnings are so old school...
I'm sorry.. But this FML just sounds a bit whiny to me.. So what if it burns to wash a cut? Over time, the pain will go away.
Hah...wait, what?
That means 24 disinfecting sessions! Enjoy :D
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Liquid bandage! Problem solved. Feel better :)
Worst way to find out you have a paper cut; use purell.