By Kegronauer - 23/08/2009 21:35 - United States

Today, I caught my dad squishing my stick-on bra cups in his hands, trying to figure out what they are. He's an engineer who graduated from MIT. I still don't think he knows what they are. FML
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avidfmylife 6

haha the comments are all great. I'll clarify a couple things: 1) I accidentally left my stick-on bra cups in a main part of the house where he easily found them 2) I was embarrassed that he found them and that I caught him but I couldn't bring myself to say anything. It's "FML" because my dad was squishing my bras. It's "YDI" because I left them out where he found them. I decided it was better to not embarrass both of us by confronting him and explaining what they are, so I just pretended I didn't notice and left the room.

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Top comments

DogFun 0

What the hell is a "stick on bra cup" anyways?

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Ligerie 0

LOL, Thats pretty funny. Or creepy. Maybe he does know but likes to squish your bra!?

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305alive 0

you have no ****. that's what you just told the world congradulations.

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scenellamas 0

why the **** is this an fml?????? ur dad should b posting this, not you.

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giganticbrain 0

Definitely not worth the approximately 1 minute and 38 seconds it took to read this, and the 54 seconds it took to write this comment.

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gothymama 0

Then why on earth did you bother to comment? Better question... why am I bothering to respond to your comment?

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mischief8 0

Wow... A minute a half to read 3 sentences. Did you have trouble passing second grade reading?

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xHaniffax 0

It took you a whole one minute and 38 seconds to read that? Are you...retarded?

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BunnyEars 0

I like how your name is giganticbrain. The irony...

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snapinnecks 0

he knows hes a perv

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i_is_a_tr00l 0

Hay! Who has a razor blade? I need a new one :I

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Bllasae 0

I read this as: I caught my dad squishing my stick, on bra cups in his hands. lol.

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JukeboxBunny 0

Haha this is so great.

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CFR 0

Umm...how'd he get a hold of them in the first place? Were they just sitting out on your dresser or something or what?... I don't know if this is creepy or not...though those MIT guys sure have issues with all things pertaining to breasts. I'm sure everyone's seen the "I can't figure out how to undo a woman's bra" one.

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triplethreat13 0

i really do need to buy a new pair of stick-ons... yes people they do exist and they are not weird, they help a ton when you buy a shirt that shows a little skin

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