By Kegronauer - 23/08/2009 21:35 - United States

Today, I caught my dad squishing my stick-on bra cups in his hands, trying to figure out what they are. He's an engineer who graduated from MIT. I still don't think he knows what they are. FML
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avidfmylife 6

haha the comments are all great. I'll clarify a couple things: 1) I accidentally left my stick-on bra cups in a main part of the house where he easily found them 2) I was embarrassed that he found them and that I caught him but I couldn't bring myself to say anything. It's "FML" because my dad was squishing my bras. It's "YDI" because I left them out where he found them. I decided it was better to not embarrass both of us by confronting him and explaining what they are, so I just pretended I didn't notice and left the room.

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Top comments

DogFun 0

What the hell is a "stick on bra cup" anyways?

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Ligerie 0

LOL, Thats pretty funny. Or creepy. Maybe he does know but likes to squish your bra!?

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KillU2009 0

in my head im picturing you really hot

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darkblue_13 0

I can't possibly understand how your life is f'ed just because your dad doesn't know what bra cups are

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monkey314159 0

right... he was rubbing and squishing your bra to figure out how they work...

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agent34 0

WTF is he squishing your bra for and mit is for retards or maybe im smarter what's his job

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masquerade08 0

I highly doubt you are smarter, as you can't even manage proper grammar. MIT is full of geniuses; certifiable geniuses.... I wanna meet someone from MIT... They could probably keep me entertained.

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TerranMarine 0

my dad's an epic badass fml??? whats wrong with you? guys that see squishy rubber things and instinctively poke and prod them to see what the hell this cup shaped thing is are the epitome of awesome. this post needs to go somewhere like omgmylifeissogoddamnamazing.com

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scizzorz 0

MIT graduate? OF COURSE he doesn't know anything about ANYTHING pertaining to women. It was probably only half a lay that made you and he's probably still wondering what the hell was going on with his pee-hole. Ivy League, mathematical virgins.

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