Love: Today, I called the number a guy had given me at a bar last night....

By rain - 01/06/2009 02:05 - United States

Today, I called the number a guy had given me at a bar last night. I got the Soulja Boy Hotline. Now every few hours I get messages on my phone like 'Good morning! Jump on up and get yo swag on, this is Soulja Boy!' and I can't seem to get it to stop. FML

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By WhoaThere - 18/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML

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Feels bad man

By toobad - 02/06/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to a bar with some buddies, and after trying to pick up a few girls, one of my friends got a number. When I heard the number, I said, "Sorry man, that's definitely the rejection hotline number." So many girls have given me that number, I've memorized it. FML

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Hello?

By Idk - 12/12/2018 08:00 - United States - Wilton

Today, at work, I had received a lot of phone calls. I thought maybe it was a scammer line because I never receive calls. Turns out my phone number is the same as a character's number in a TV show. FML

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Gotcha!

By Anonymous - 08/05/2014 03:57 - United States - State College

Today, while at work as a telemarketer, I called a customer on his home phone. Once I was connected, an automated voice said, "To speak with a customer, please press 1." Confused, I pressed one. I then heard loud laughter followed by, "Oh my god! What a dumbass!" before they hung up. FML

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Call center hell

By AndrewC - 14/02/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, while I was working at a call center, a customer was pranking me using an obviously fake Asian accent. He kept saying his name was “Phuck Mi”, his phone number was 666-3629 (as in "Sex sex sex free sex tonight") and making moaning noises and sexual phrases. I don’t get paid enough for this. FML

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By newbffswelcome - 04/08/2013 18:07 - Vietnam - Hanoi

Today, I've been getting calls for over a week on my home phone, cell phone, and the work phone at my night shift, in which someone whispers terrifying Satanic-sounding chants at me. I've now found out that the caller is my best "friend". His explanation: "You seemed lonely, man." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2012 16:45 - United States - Lititz

Today, after months of job searching, I finally got a call about one of my applications. I wasn't able to answer it, but he left a voicemail. I've listened to it over and over, and I can't understand the contact information. He called from a restricted number. FML

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By pk24 - 25/02/2009 23:46 - United States

Today, I decided to try and call into a local radio station to try and win concert tickets for one of my favorite bands. I called in and was actually the winning number. When asked my name I answered quickly, but all I heard was "Hello? Hello?" Then they hung up. My cell phone was on mute. FML

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He's one of those people

By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 19:54 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, my phone kept beeping, so I put it on silent and went back to sleep. When I woke up later, I found the guy I went on a date with last night had sent dozens of messages. The first was "Good morning! :)" and the last was "Answer me u fuckin cunt!!!!" I think I'm staying single. FML

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By snitcheyes - 09/11/2010 16:00 - United States

Today, I was called 15 times by a "good redneck boy" that my Mom is trying to set me up with. He has called me at least 5 times a day for the past week. My Mom is still encouraging him to call. I had to unplug the phone because I feel stalked in my own dorm. FML

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sneakjoint 0

Monday 1 June 2009 9:18

you got owned. just as bad as the rejection hotline

under_achiver 0

Monday 1 June 2009 9:20

what was the number? i want to give it to chicks from now on =]

Comments

ohhhhshizzz 0

Monday 1 June 2009 18:01

What a douchebag, lmao. But THAT, is hilarious. Soulja Boy sucks, to me. #37: Shut the hell up. OP: Wow, you should. Well IDK what you should do; but it's pretty funny!

barroomhero 0

Monday 1 June 2009 18:03

I actually think that's worse than the rejection hotline...at least they don't leave you messages.

FritoLovesYou 0

Monday 1 June 2009 18:27

I'll bet he was on the phone like da da da da da da da da da da da da da...

AnneFTW 17

Monday 1 June 2009 18:44

OMG! FYL! That really sucks!

jmeg_fml 0

Monday 1 June 2009 18:46

That sucks... but sooo funny!

MSuzanneL 0

Monday 1 June 2009 18:53

all you have to do is text stop to that number. and how could you NOT know that was soulja boys hotline havent u ever heard kiss me thru the phone? 678 triple 9 8212

calmthefuck_down 0

Monday 1 June 2009 19:08

yeah seriously how do you not know that number? & you just tell it to stop....

o0ginger0o 7

Monday 1 June 2009 19:20

I keep getting calls from the Psychiatric Hotline and can't figure out how to get them to stop. I just tried texting STOP to them and it's a landline. It's not the same Psychiatric Hotline number listed on the Rejection Hotline's site, though. So, I don't know what the contact info for it is. For those wondering about the phone numbers (Rejection Hotline, etc), just go to rejectionhotline.com. There's a rejection number for every state, so it looks like a local number. There's also a ton of other funny phone numbers.

theflamezbegin 0

Monday 1 June 2009 20:17

SIX SEVEN EIGHT TRIPLE NINE TWO ONE TWO

lbg513 0

Monday 1 June 2009 20:20

@15 - that's the funniest part about this whole thing! If I were to ever pass out a fake number, I too would pick something so absurd and annoying. The rejection hotline is hilarious, but too cliche. Plus a number from a song is a hell of a lot easier to remember than a random hotline number..