FML : Today, I've been getting calls for over a week on my home phone, cell phone, and the work phone at my night shift, in which someone whispers terrifying...

Today, I've been getting calls for over a week on my home phone, cell phone, and the work phone at my night shift, in which someone whispers terrifying Satanic-sounding chants at me. I've now found out that the caller is my best "friend". His explanation: "You seemed lonely, man." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By newbffswelcome - / Sunday 4 August 2013 18:07 / Vietnam - Hanoi

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By alexwow1 | 13

#5613158 - Monday 5 August 2013 2:17

You have hilarious friends man

By Ashgeliton | 7

#5613159 - Monday 5 August 2013 2:18

Um how exactly was that supposed to cure your loneliness??

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By inkdeath87 | 18

#5613157 - Monday 5 August 2013 2:16

You might want to get some actual friends. Or call the cops. Either works.

Uramonkey | 11

#5613206 - Monday 5 August 2013 2:28

He just wants OP to join the dark brotherhood. Nothing illegal here.

Pyro_Wolf | 17

#5613216 - Monday 5 August 2013 2:31

No, 17 the Dark Brotherhood is very illegal. The Morag Tong however....

Wow...I'm a nerd..

PterodactylMan | 23

#5613329 - Monday 5 August 2013 4:23

I think 24 just won my full respect for the Skyrim reference

dakotahulsey | 14

#5613390 - Monday 5 August 2013 5:09

Deff a morrowind reference

Pyro_Wolf | 17

#5613395 - Monday 5 August 2013 5:13

You're right 56, I was going for Morrowind. But Skyrim kinda works too.

challan | 19

#5613701 - Monday 5 August 2013 9:00

In the name of Mephala!

webbface | 25

#5613778 - Monday 5 August 2013 11:00

I mix up the Elder Scrolls all the time, especially which missions came from each dark brotherhood from each game. Regardless 24's reply was genius.

random_stuff | 15

#5614444 - Monday 5 August 2013 23:13

Both 24 and 17, you are fantastic. One of the first Elder Scrolls references I've seen that wasn't directly related to Skyrim (which is pretty awesome, don't get me wrong). Morrowind and Oblivion for the win, yo!

By alexwow1 | 13

#5613158 - Monday 5 August 2013 2:17

You have hilarious friends man

persianninja | 23

#5613285 - Monday 5 August 2013 3:50

I wish my friends would do stuff like this

alexwow1 | 13

#5613315 - Monday 5 August 2013 4:13

Mine does it but I found out it was him when he accidentally for to put *67

By Ashgeliton | 7

#5613159 - Monday 5 August 2013 2:18

Um how exactly was that supposed to cure your loneliness??

Legendslayer222 | 26

#5613214 - Monday 5 August 2013 2:31

Perhaps the friend was summoning some demons to keep the OP company?

LissaMccracken | 23

#5613402 - Monday 5 August 2013 5:17

I know I'd never be lonely again if someone would summon up a demon party for me :( but no. nobody loves enough

gc327072 | 29

#5613547 - Monday 5 August 2013 6:04

Well 60 I don't know any devil chants, but I guess I can just repeatedly say KOYAAANNIIISSQATSSSIIIIIIII

xXHollowIchigoXx | 17

#5613558 - Monday 5 August 2013 6:08

#64 is that a reference to Philip Glass, or the 1983 film?

(I love me some Philip Glass)

By aboelmagd | 18

#5613162 - Monday 5 August 2013 2:19

I guess you'd rather be forever alone.

jjessen | 20

#5613261 - Monday 5 August 2013 3:28

Don't worry OP, I'll be your new BFF :)

By Mideoyeo | 12

#5613163 - Monday 5 August 2013 2:19

Well, at least you found out it was someone you knew! Now go and terrify that bastard OP! :D

TheyCallMePB | 9

#5613372 - Monday 5 August 2013 4:54

Hide outside his window and when he noticed say "You seemed lonely, bro."

TheyCallMePB | 9

#5613375 - Monday 5 August 2013 4:55

assuming you know him

By VictorianBabe | 8

#5613164 - Monday 5 August 2013 2:19

Friendship over, right??? Lol

HowieDoIt | 21

#5613210 - Monday 5 August 2013 2:29

Hahaha totally! Isn't it just totes cool to put multiple question marks and an lol????

By spearcom | 13

#5613166 - Monday 5 August 2013 2:19

Call back and pretend to be a girl and say the same thing back

By iBanana | 17

#5613167 - Monday 5 August 2013 2:19

He might be a great guy. Sounds like he has a kick ass sense of humor.

hcollins1 | 18

#5613284 - Monday 5 August 2013 3:46

I'd want him as a friend, because I'd know I'd never be bored! Honestly if I was getting those kinds of phone calls I'd play along to see who freaks who out the most.