Miscellaneous: Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone.... - FML

By phoneless - 17/04/2012 19:23 - Jordan

Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML

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By hunter168647 - 02/07/2011 05:50 - United States

Today, I bought an otter box. While setting up my iPhone, I dropped it and it is now shattered. FML

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By LadyGore - 19/02/2012 15:30 - Canada

Today, I realized the $40 iPhone case I bought to keep my new phone from getting scratched, scratched my iPhone. FML

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By sammarli530 - 29/05/2013 16:24 - United States - New Lenox

Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML

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By anonymous - 18/02/2012 22:07 - United States

Today, I realized that with all the money I've spent on repairs for my iPhone through the months, I could have bought a phone that doesn't die horribly whenever I so much as give it a mean look. FML

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By breakinphones - 20/02/2011 02:03 - United States

Today, I threw my brand new iPhone 4 in the air whilst laying on my bed. It came down, went through my fingers, landed on my balls, then broke on the concrete floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2024 19:00 - Canada

Today, I dropped my phone. I'd only just bought this new phone last night. It barely survived 12 hours. FML

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By sad face - 07/03/2012 19:25 - Canada

Today, my history teacher confiscated my iPhone. She dropped it on the way back to her desk, and I now have a shattered iPhone screen to fix. FML

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By aasatt22 - 08/06/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML

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By noname - 17/02/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML

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By Anon - 14/04/2016 22:23 - United States

Today, I shattered my iPhone screen. Pieces of glass are chipping out and can easily slice up any idiot who slides their finger across the screen. Unfortunately, I was that idiot. There's blood in the cracks of my screen. FML

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The_Creeper_fml 8

Wednesday 18 April 2012 0:17

Hope you bought the iWarranty!

Pudagiah 12

Wednesday 18 April 2012 0:36

Normally the warranty doesn't cover stupidity.

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Ruffclue 9

Wednesday 18 April 2012 0:22

I would be heartbroken if that ever happened to my iphone. I love my iphone more than my gf lol.

McMan 23

Wednesday 18 April 2012 0:28

>.> You know when they say phone sex they don't mean it literally. :P

Michael_92 20

Wednesday 18 April 2012 0:32

Well isn't your gf the luckiest girl ever.

MadisonLynn143 4

Wednesday 18 April 2012 0:57

And thats how you know when someone is truly addicted to their phone..

Mauskau 35

Wednesday 18 April 2012 2:11

Bet she'd love to hear that. She would break your phone :)

FloTimmyKO 0

Wednesday 18 April 2012 2:14

Today, I was reading FMLs. I dropped a comment saying I loved my iPhone more than my girlfriend. Turns out she uses FML too, and saw my post. She shattered my iPhone. I am now girlfriendless and phoneless. FML dude, be careful what you say on FML.

namhowell 6

Wednesday 18 April 2012 0:22

At least you accomplished 2 firsts in a day, not a lot can say they have lol!

evilplatypus 38

Wednesday 18 April 2012 0:33

Today was the first time I woke up on April 17, 2012. It will also be the first time I go to sleep on April 17, 2012. Firsts are pretty easy to accomplish.

justin3301987 2

Wednesday 18 April 2012 3:59

Optimist.

ClosetTroll 10

Wednesday 18 April 2012 0:23

Money well spent.

lolfood 24

Wednesday 18 April 2012 0:23

Doesn't it have warranty?

SandyKinns 6

Wednesday 18 April 2012 5:34

Not if you break it by being a dumbass (dropping it, sitting on it, etc). Warranties usually only cover a mechanical defect. Otherwise it's called "insurance."

ayyemmcee 1

Wednesday 18 April 2012 0:24

Here's what you do: go back to the phone store and tell them that you just got it. When they ask how it's already broken, tell them that a group of midgets roughed you up. It's full proof OP...

lifes_a_b1tch 7

Wednesday 18 April 2012 1:10

Foolproof* Sorry, had to...

ayyemmcee 1

Wednesday 18 April 2012 2:05

Hahahaahahahhaahha ;)

alyspar2 5

Wednesday 18 April 2012 0:26

First an definitely not last. I'm on my 2nd.:)

slimshadyfan123 4

Wednesday 18 April 2012 0:26

I'm looking at this on an iPhone!

alyspar2 5

Wednesday 18 April 2012 0:30

You don't say.

mauwsz 5

Wednesday 18 April 2012 17:03

Me too lmao XD

honeybuncher 3

Wednesday 18 April 2012 0:26

According to my iPhone's mood scanner, I feel bad for you.

crazycatgirl 0

Wednesday 18 April 2012 0:49

Oh you clever little being.

MadisonLynn143 4

Wednesday 18 April 2012 2:43

Haha. Shes not little^

rocoskewl14 3

Wednesday 18 April 2012 4:05

Haha. True. I hate that pic. I just pray that it is fake!

richy90255 8

Wednesday 18 April 2012 0:27

Just say your teacher dropped it when she confiscated from you like the other fml

imp4ct 15

Wednesday 18 April 2012 0:28

The iPhone should have a pre-installed app called "iBreak"

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