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Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML

By aasatt22 / Monday 8 June 2009 06:05 / United States
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  Jbiebs82  |  0

No even better wait till u c her new bf go into the house break his windows sneak into her house call her a b and grab the phone. if that doesn't work CANCEL IT

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  dorworters  |  9

i agree, cancel the contract, if she doesnt return the phone upon request. OR, if that somehow doesnt work, just say the phone was stolen and report it to the police. these things can be tracked. then she gets fined/arrested, AND you get the phone back.

By  Tubasaurus  |  0

I agree with #1, cancel her contract. Or if you want to really get her back, remove her text service from her plan so she gets charged $0.20 per text. She's not your girlfriend so she gets to pay it now.

By  joshl  |  4

There's a new iPhone coming tomorrow, why did you even buy one now?

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