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By blocked_by_fire - / Tuesday 17 April 2012 18:13 / United States
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OP's girlfriend is too hot for him to handle. Number one causes of kitchen fires…the cook being distracted by mind blowing shower sex.

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That awkward moment every couple has at least once when someone says: "did you turn the stove off?" "I thought you did" "s$&t!!!!"

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Unless he has the testes of a horse, the average man ejaculates about a tablespoon's worth. Hardly enough to douse anything, let alone a raging kitchen fire.

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guys can go pretty much anytime they want, so you should have gone the extra 10 seconds, then turn off the stove!

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Yea! Then you can enjoy shower sex at whoever's house you have to stay at after your place burns down! And when someone asks how does it feel to lose everything you own, you can say "doesn't matter, had sex".

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Stereotypes can be funny if your timing is just right, and know how to to deliver a good punch line, but its always off and on with those kind of jokes.

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Mind if I jump in on this blonde topic? Ok then! . . . My good friend is a blonde and after having this exact lengthy conversation, we realized that it's not that blondes are stupid/ditzy, they just don't give a fuck. (For those blondes out there who take this seriously, I'm not saying you're dumb because you don't care). All women are awesome no matter what hair color. And oh my gosh, I just realized any woman (or person in that matter) is capable of making a mistake! *gasps*

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People, people please. It is a j-o-k-e Just because ones hair is a shade of yellow does not effect their brain compacity.

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That stereotype is ridiculously inaccurate. Find a new overused joke, possibly a slightly less annoying one? You're just insulting your own intelligence by classifying about a third of the world as stupid simply because of the hair color they were born with.. That's just my two cents.

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I always believed that the "dumb blonde" jokes were at the expense of fake blondes. The ladies who cannot go out to the mailbox in the morning without their face and believe that their bottle blonde and fake tan looks fantastic. Quick question: How many blonde jokes are there? Answer: None. They're all true. *takes a bow*

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I'm a natural blonde and I bleach it lighter, in 2 years I'll be a cosmetic nurse, stereotypes suck! However, blonde jokes are funny so you should all chill!

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