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turpentine....its australian slang for alcohol because some people do in fact drinks turpentine, as in 'he's getting on the turps tonight' would just mean he's drinking. And i'm assuming op is probably australian, its common enough shortening of the word here. I always refer to it as turps.
No. They don't. They really don't. Australia is SO not that god damn different from America. We really aren't a completely different world just because we're in the Southern Hemisphere. Drinking turpentine is no more socially acceptable down here than it is up there. The only people that ever drink it are like homeless alcoholics who can't get their hands on a goon bag or something. And even that isn't really a common practice these days >.>
also....no idea why anyone would have a teatowel soaked in turps on their bench - that shit stinks, you'd smell it a mile away.
and im pretty sure op meant actual turpentine, we don't say turps all the time for alcohol, usually grog or piss if we are going to use slang - if it was rum or something op would have just said that. Plus i would only use turps in regards to alcohol if it was someone drinking some hard stuff like goon or something.
actually drinking piss doesn't sound good at all. now drinking some vodka does. oh and turps still doesn't sound good either. no matter how you look at it.
# 35 ftw!!!!!! rwj forever!!
It's what Australians use to dry themselves off after they've bathed in cold tea.
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I'll post this up here, because everyone gets a chance to read it that way (and it also answers #1's question). 'Turps' is an Australian abbreviation for turpentine, either wood turpentine, or the mineral kind that is called 'white spirit' in other places. It's the stuff you use to clean paint brushes. Although it can be used as slang for alcohol, in this context, it can only mean turpentine. It's the word you'd use 99% of the time when referring to the product. There - now no-one has to ask again, and we can all get on with our lives. Oh, and OP - WTF?! How could you not smell that a mile off?
Here in the Southern USA we just call them dish rags and countertops.