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By mn167109 - 09/12/2014 05:45 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I asked my dad why we didn't have any baby pictures. His response was, "They got lost in the flood of '93." I was born in '95. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2013 07:23 - United States - Lincoln

Today, I asked my dad why he only has pictures of me from when I was a little kid. Without skipping a beat, he said, "I only keep pictures from when I liked you." FML

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By N - 07/05/2012 09:51 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I asked my dad why there were no photos of me on the wall. He replied, "Every time you disappoint us we burn one." FML

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By Almostlovedchild - 20/01/2017 18:00

Today, my father made a post on Facebook with an old baby picture, saying how proud he was that I got into college. This would have been sweet if the baby picture was actually of me. FML

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By surfergal91 - 14/02/2011 20:12 - United States

Today, I rummaged around in the attic, looking for old pictures of me and my family, so I could make a surprise collage. Instead, I found my dad's old journals, talking about how desperately he didn't want a kid, and how he wanted to leave my mother more and more every day that passed since I was born. FML

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By Michael tee - 11/08/2011 20:11 - United States

Today, I asked my dad if I was a planned baby. He asked me if the crazy drunken party he and my mom had nine months prior to my birth counted. FML

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By leenibeani4 - 08/03/2010 03:12 - United States

Today, at the eye doctor, they asked for my birth date for the files. My dad answered quickly, "May 28, 1994." It was embarrassing to have to correct him with "April 19, 1993." Who's May 28? Way to go dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2009 09:13 - New Zealand

Today, my 11-year-old son and I were going through some old photos. He saw one of me when I was 22 on a beach, wearing a bikini. He said "Wow! Who's that?" Quite proudly I said it was me. He looked at me and said "What happened?" FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2010 21:55 - United States

Today, I asked my mother why she didn't drink. She laughed and said, "The last time I drank was the night you were conceived. I didn't need any other disasters." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 14:38 - United States

Today, I found out my dad has a folder full of baby pictures and things that I drew when I was younger, labeled "Shit from when Annie was cute." FML

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By testom - 17/04/2015 18:15 - Netherlands - Rotterdam

Today, my husband accidentally erased some pictures from our hard drive. No worries, nothing major: just everything from our wedding and the birth of our first child. FML

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juturnaamo 29

Tuesday 9 December 2014 16:36

So, OP, how much do you look like your parents?

Welshite 39

Tuesday 9 December 2014 16:39

You might find a baby picture on the side of a milk carton.

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Jake_Dee 10

Tuesday 9 December 2014 18:29

Your dad sounds like a funny guy.

FanofGames 9

Tuesday 9 December 2014 18:41

sheesh. I only had like 2 0_0

ipodtouchgirl 21

Tuesday 9 December 2014 19:27

My little sister used to ask that all the time because my parents had so many of mine around the house (I'm the oldest). They always told her that hers was on the computer and showed her the mass amount of photos.

barfcannon 24

Tuesday 9 December 2014 19:32

Are you the youngest, OP? I'm the forth kid and I've only seen maybe 2 or 3 photos of baby-me.

lmbachman 23

Tuesday 9 December 2014 19:35

You were probably adopted.

ThePols 11

Wednesday 10 December 2014 9:26

Hahaha you've got cold water running through your veins

niksatter96 20

Tuesday 9 December 2014 19:41

All my baby pictures were lost in hurricane katrina so there's only a few of them left that we got from my grandma and grandpa but I understand your pain man I'm the youngest so I'm sure there isn't as many of me as my brother and sister

Sterling_1s 8

Tuesday 9 December 2014 20:05

Maybe you were really born on 93 :O.

iSnipeFatPeople 18

Tuesday 9 December 2014 21:37

That's what you thought, until the flood wiped away all records and they had to forge new ones.

keymustang 10

Tuesday 9 December 2014 21:44

flood of 93 is an Iowa thing lol

speakfreely 21

Tuesday 9 December 2014 21:57

My family also does not have any baby pictures of me and I was also born in 95' as well. It's a conspiracy

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