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By mn167109 - 09/12/2014 05:45 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I asked my dad why we didn't have any baby pictures. His response was, "They got lost in the flood of '93." I was born in '95. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2013 07:23 - United States - Lincoln

Today, I asked my dad why he only has pictures of me from when I was a little kid. Without skipping a beat, he said, "I only keep pictures from when I liked you." FML

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By N - 07/05/2012 09:51 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I asked my dad why there were no photos of me on the wall. He replied, "Every time you disappoint us we burn one." FML

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By Almostlovedchild - 20/01/2017 18:00

Today, my father made a post on Facebook with an old baby picture, saying how proud he was that I got into college. This would have been sweet if the baby picture was actually of me. FML

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By surfergal91 - 14/02/2011 20:12 - United States

Today, I rummaged around in the attic, looking for old pictures of me and my family, so I could make a surprise collage. Instead, I found my dad's old journals, talking about how desperately he didn't want a kid, and how he wanted to leave my mother more and more every day that passed since I was born. FML

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By Michael tee - 11/08/2011 20:11 - United States

Today, I asked my dad if I was a planned baby. He asked me if the crazy drunken party he and my mom had nine months prior to my birth counted. FML

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By leenibeani4 - 08/03/2010 03:12 - United States

Today, at the eye doctor, they asked for my birth date for the files. My dad answered quickly, "May 28, 1994." It was embarrassing to have to correct him with "April 19, 1993." Who's May 28? Way to go dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2009 09:13 - New Zealand

Today, my 11-year-old son and I were going through some old photos. He saw one of me when I was 22 on a beach, wearing a bikini. He said "Wow! Who's that?" Quite proudly I said it was me. He looked at me and said "What happened?" FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2010 21:55 - United States

Today, I asked my mother why she didn't drink. She laughed and said, "The last time I drank was the night you were conceived. I didn't need any other disasters." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 14:38 - United States

Today, I found out my dad has a folder full of baby pictures and things that I drew when I was younger, labeled "Shit from when Annie was cute." FML

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By testom - 17/04/2015 18:15 - Netherlands - Rotterdam

Today, my husband accidentally erased some pictures from our hard drive. No worries, nothing major: just everything from our wedding and the birth of our first child. FML

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juturnaamo 29

Tuesday 9 December 2014 16:36

So, OP, how much do you look like your parents?

Welshite 39

Tuesday 9 December 2014 16:39

You might find a baby picture on the side of a milk carton.

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cyna_g 18

Wednesday 10 December 2014 14:42

Are you sureeeee?????

matariah 1

Thursday 11 December 2014 2:45

I totally live in the same county as you

badb95 3

Thursday 11 December 2014 7:36

Your not the only one of the year 1995 who's pictures are no longer with us. I was told that my pictures were burnt in a house fire meanwhile u brothers (1993) totally fine. :D

miriam0124 2

Thursday 11 December 2014 9:20

Sorry but that was really funny. I don't have many either. I wonder what my dads excuse will be. Sorry OP

skittyskatbrat 19

Thursday 11 December 2014 16:55

It flooded again in '95, though not for as many months as '93. Your Dad probably just got the floods mixed up. It's only been 20 years, after all.

LorriJ 5

Wednesday 17 December 2014 2:51

LOL. the flood of '93 was totally real, I remember it. Does not explain why you have no baby photos... ask your mom.

madbitch_fml 2

Monday 29 December 2014 6:37

dude your adopted

Sir_Mitchell15 14

Thursday 11 June 2015 14:13

You weren't born of your mother, you were found crashed in a field. Congrats, you're kryptonian.

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