Miscellaneous: Today, I asked my dad if I was a planned baby. He asked me if...

By Michael tee - 11/08/2011 20:11 - United States

Today, I asked my dad if I was a planned baby. He asked me if the crazy drunken party he and my mom had nine months prior to my birth counted. FML

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By mannydanny - 01/09/2011 23:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked my Dad if it was true that my mother had a C-section at my birth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML

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By verycre8tive - 21/05/2009 07:31 - Romania

Today, after a few drinks my dad decided to tell me the story of how I was born. He wanted a baby girl after my brother, and mum didn't want any more children. So he tricked her by giving her the wrong pill. That should explain a lot. FML

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By nick - 06/03/2011 01:42 - United States

Today, my dad got drunk and asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." FML

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By TKPhai - 05/04/2015 03:06 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my parents, my aunt, and her husband went out to dinner. Once there, my aunt told us that she was pregnant. Out of instinct, I asked her who the father is. FML

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By Alex - 20/06/2014 22:05 - United Kingdom - Greenford

Today, my dad told me that I was conceived while he and my mother were high on LSD. He then stared into the distance, mumbled "Probably explains a few things" and chuckled to himself. FML

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By Steve.mc - 01/05/2011 07:03 - Canada

Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2010 21:55 - United States

Today, I asked my mother why she didn't drink. She laughed and said, "The last time I drank was the night you were conceived. I didn't need any other disasters." FML

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By sexybelly - 26/03/2015 08:35 - Australia - Parramatta

Today, I was asked when my baby is due. My baby was due 6 months ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2012 15:42 - United States

Today, after much deliberation, I decided to accept my parents' invitation to a family dinner. A half hour after I arrived, all hell broke loose, because my mom's pregnancy test had come back positive, and she was convinced my dad had poked holes in his own condom. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2020 18:00

Today, I was tying my hair up when my dad rubbed my stomach and asked how his grandchild was doing. He knows I'm not pregnant and that I've been trying really hard to lose weight. FML

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Friday 12 August 2011 1:03

I've never been brave enough to ask, I was afraid I'd get an answer like this one..

bellakaykid 6

Friday 12 August 2011 1:03

Yes, that counts.

Comments

ardencred 7

Friday 12 August 2011 7:00

they planned to get drunk, so yes you were a planned baby

RayanneY 0

Friday 12 August 2011 7:16

I'm a bit confused here. If you werent planned, your mom wouldve not had you, but what your dad said was very cruel.

heresjuju 2

Friday 12 August 2011 7:17

Take aborted fetuses, load then into a gun, and launch them at him while screaming "THESE WERE MISTAKES TOO!!!"

kim_lolz97 8

Friday 12 August 2011 7:28

I do believe, that most or all of us on this planet were accidents. Half the people that commented said they were. My siblings and I are accidents also. But my parents love me and I'm glad i have them.

OurLadySorrow 3

Friday 12 August 2011 7:39

I think pretty much half of the world's children are mistakes... You shouldn't have asked.

icic6772 0

Friday 12 August 2011 7:43

I think it might

kduubb 7

Friday 12 August 2011 7:48

I feel your pain op..

alipod 11

Friday 12 August 2011 7:53

the most stupid question ever!!! ydi op. you wanted to be in their wish list before even they had sex? I really don't understand this question!!! you are their son and they are raising you. so, stop thinking like a cat!!! wtf