Intimacy: Today, I asked my boyfriend while he was eating potato chips...

By myennechee - 18/03/2009 05:22 - Germany

Today, I asked my boyfriend while he was eating potato chips if he wanted to eat me. He looked at the potato chips, looked at me, and said, "Unless your vagina turns into a potato chip, I'd rather eat these." FML

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By Krissy - 06/04/2012 02:11 - United States

Today, during sex, my boyfriend stopped and asked if he could eat a sandwich while we do it. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2012 20:04 - Egypt - Cairo

Today, my boyfriend sat me down for a "confession". His confession consisted of him saying that "women are like a bag of chips," and that while you can love the smokey BBQ flavor, every once in a while you just have to go for some salt and vinegar. FML

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By Lucachoo - 26/07/2015 00:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to go on a date with me tomorrow. His reaction was to pick up a banana and pretend that he was in the middle of a phone call. FML

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marisaichiban 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 16:42

Must have been some good chips.

Soak 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 16:45

Eh, most guys don't wanna be bugged during eating, tv, games, or with his friends

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MTL_er 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 6:00

Hahaha im sorry but this one killed me, I don't have the balls to say that to a chick

green_199 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 6:11

Did you really want him? It sounds more like you just wanted him to pay more attention to you. If you actually wanted him, all you would've had to do is rub up against him and he'd be down.

jayhawk63 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 7:51

If you don't want him I'll take him. I love me the witty ones.

chinchilla_fml 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 7:57

Hahahaha that's hilarious!!!

SimpleIdiot 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 10:32

lolz smart though yea a guy eating a ****** is like girl sucking a dick not really fun if it smells

jnef02 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 13:13

**** that; I'd drop the chips instantly

DankJemo 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 14:07

Ha! That is funny... I am sure he was just joking, but even if he wasn't; look at it this way. You don't want Salt in your ****** that would see particularly uncomfortable. That is exactly what would happen with mr. potato chip... As for him, what is wrong with him?

RDMC20 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 16:53

I'd do it, but i'd damn sure be finishing my chips first. Then brushing my teeth, because you don't want chips goobers all up in your vajayjay. God knows how watching him eating chips would turn you on anyhow.