Intimacy: Today, I am on vacation in the Smoky Mountains with my parents....

By anon - 24/05/2012 18:59 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I am on vacation in the Smoky Mountains with my parents. They just decided to take me to the place I was conceived seventeen years ago: a bench at a public park. FML

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By Mike - 07/02/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, my parents told me I was conceived at Disney World. Monday, I take a class trip to Disney World. My friends will be having fun and all I'll be able to think about is my parents having sex. FML

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By walker - 04/10/2009 21:33 - United States

Today, my family and I went on a picnic in the park 45 minutes drive away from our house. I fell asleep beneath a tree. They left me there. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2009 00:34 - United States

Today, my parents invited all their kids and grandkids to join them on a vacation trip to the mountains; all their kids except me, that is. I'm not invited. But they did invite my ex-husband. And his new girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, I found out that I was conceived during a conjugal visit. FML

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Sacred spot

By Anonymous - 28/03/2022 02:00

Today, after I spent a fortune on plane tickets and hiked a mountain so I could spread dad's ashes around the boulder where he proposed to mom, and where mom's ashes were scattered 3 years ago, the moment was ruined by the fat, stoned teenagers having sex on the boulder here in the middle of nowhere. FML

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By JordanVilleneuve - 28/01/2011 03:35 - Canada

Today, I went to the park and sat down on a bench to enjoy my coffee. I heard a few young girls behind me talking about how their first experience of sex was. I turned around to see how old these girls really were. One of them was my daughter. FML

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TMI

By ew. - 17/08/2010 04:28 - Canada

Today, I learned that I was conceived on a public bus. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2018 01:30

Today, my mother knocked on the door of my room at 7am. I am currently over 300 miles from home, on a vacation to get away from my overbearing family. I told none of them where I was going. FML

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Letting off steam

By Username - 31/03/2011 07:20 - United States

Today, while on vacation, I realized my parents and grandparents had been running off and doing quite a few errands lately. After doing some sleuthing, I discovered they were taking turns having blood-curdling sex in our other hotel room down the hall. FML

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Tight knit family

By Anonymous - 24/05/2010 17:12 - Canada

Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML

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Thursday 24 May 2012 22:59

Mmm wonderful family memories.

Queen_Cosmos 7

Thursday 24 May 2012 23:00

Think about it like this, if they never did it on the bench you wouldn't be here today :)

Comments

HNHotty 1

Saturday 2 June 2012 8:31

YOLO moment!!!

DaGrimRetard 8

Monday 4 June 2012 9:10

...burn it, no one must ever have to sit there again

lottie333 0

Saturday 9 June 2012 1:07

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

kristirhong 12

Saturday 23 June 2012 9:28

Is that...sanitary?

pbcups35 0

Sunday 1 July 2012 22:27

How did they do that? We're any other people watching?

pbcups35 0

Monday 2 July 2012 15:49

How did they do that? Was anyone else there?

TheChelseaSays 34

Friday 8 March 2013 8:48

That's.....well.....at least they tried to make it a special non awkward moment??

darbmutat 12

Tuesday 15 April 2014 0:48

They're just trying to include you--uh--again... Yeah, maybe this is one of those instances where people should learn from mistakes. =P

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