By gonavybeatarmy - 31/05/2012 05:28 - United States - San Diego

Today, I almost got kidnapped. Again. FML
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Doxy 22

I love how this FML sounds more annoyed than anything.

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bobbos100 2

Better luck next time

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bmwilliams 7

Play dead. Nobody attacks a dead person (we learn this from Dinner for Shmucks) lol

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UnholyAlpaka12 12

Again? Was it by the same person? You might have a stalker.

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hurrican_fml 0

Perhaps it's time for a concealed weapon.

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Goddamnidiots 12

While I admit it would be worse getting kidnapped, carrying a concealed weapon will put Op on the wrong side of the law as well.

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Spicemelon 5

Not if OP has a permit and it's used in self defense

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Pelvispresley 8

I don't think being kidnap heightens someone's popularity status...

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Darkmagic666 9

Ok so if you were almost kidnapped twice....How many times have you actually been kidnapped?

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brohamas16 7

If its happened twice.... Then it's probably you

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Spicemelon 5

Lets hope you have a dad like the one from taken

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